Movie Quotes
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Let's go home, Debbie.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Say hello to my little friend !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
I'm an excellent driver.
Who's on first.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Would you like to come in ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
It's showtime !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Where's the rest of me ?
I don't like your manners.
Would you like to play a game ?
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
We rob banks.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
What a dump.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
This is nothing !
I'm king of the world !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I want to be alone.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
I see dead people.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
We belong dead.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Snap out of it !
I am your father.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
You complete me.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Mr. Christian !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
All-righty then !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
You betcha !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.