Movie Quotes
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
One million dollars !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Show me the money !
Yo, Adrian !
Sanctuary !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
We rob banks.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Snap out of it !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
It's showtime !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Open the pod bay doors,
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
You complete me.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Vegas, baby.
You complete me.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Somebody stop me !
You talkin to me ?
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Hey, lady !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
To infinity and beyond !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
The dingo took my baby !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Be the ball.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
You sing-a high.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Would you like to come in ?
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Attica ! Attica !
Would you like to play a game ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I want the fairy tale.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Follow the money.
If you build it, he will come.
Have you checked the children lately ?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
We'll always have Paris.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
It's good to be the king !
You're my Lassie come home.
No wire hangers, ever !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
You had me at "hello".
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
They're called boobs, Ed.