Movie Quotes
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
The dingo took my baby !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
You had me at "hello".
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Houston, we have a problem.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Go ahead, make my day.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
You had me at hello.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I see dead people.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Would you like to play a game ?
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
I know you are, but what am I ?
Stop makin noises like a husband.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Here's looking at you, kid.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Let's go home, Debbie.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Must you flirt ?
As if !
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I think we deserve a break.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Snap out of it !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I don't like your manners.
Rosebud.
If you build it, he will come.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
They're here !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
If they move, kill ' em.
Show me the money !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What a dump.