Movie Quotes
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Who's on first.
I know you are, but what am I ?
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Attica ! Attica !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Forget about it.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Do you like scary movies ?
This is this.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Yo, Adrian !
There are simply too many notes.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
I'm an excellent driver.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
You had me at "hello".
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
If they move, kill ' em.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Bond. James Bond.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Let's go home, Debbie.
I don't like your manners.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
May the Force be with you.
We belong dead.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Must you flirt ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Open the pod bay doors,
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Get away from her, you bitch !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Warriors, come out to play !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Rosebud.
All-righty then !
Have you checked the children lately ?
I'm king of the world !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
They're called boobs, Ed.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Where's the rest of me ?
But I would be proud.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
No wire hangers, ever !
Excuse me while I whip this out.