I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
It's good to be the king !
One million dollars !
Rosebud.
Help me ! Help me !
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
There are simply too many notes.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Let's go home, Debbie.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
You complete me.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Say hello to my little friend !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
We belong dead.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
As if !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I see dead people.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
There's no place like home.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
No wire hangers, ever !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Bond. James Bond.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I'll be back.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
You talkin to me ?
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Houston, we have a problem.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Would you like to play a game ?
You sing-a high.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
You're my Lassie come home.
Show me the money !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
You had me at hello.
Be the ball.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
They're called boobs, Ed.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Do you like scary movies ?
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Sanctuary !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
What a dump.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Here's Johnny !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
You're tearing me apart !
Follow the money.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !