For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Good morning, Vietnam !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
It's good to be the king !
Mr. Christian !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
As if !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Bond. James Bond.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I am your father.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
You're my Lassie come home.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Let's go home, Debbie.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
You talkin to me ?
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Can you dig it ?
I don't like your manners.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Don't dream it be it.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
May the Force be with you.
Somebody stop me !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
How do you live ?
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Bring out the gimp.
Yo, Adrian !
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Here's Johnny !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Well, nobody's perfect.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
The dingo took my baby !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
We'll always have Paris.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
These go to eleven.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Say hello to my little friend !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Get away from her, you bitch !
We're sisters under the same mink.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.