I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Who's on first.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Houston, we have a problem.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
We'll always have Paris.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Follow the money.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
What a dump.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
You're good, you're very good.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Sanctuary !
I'm going to take a bath.
I want to be alone.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
You know, Billy. We blew it.
It's showtime !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
We rob banks.
One million dollars !
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
But I would be proud.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Attica ! Attica !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
You had me at hello.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Be the ball.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Where's the rest of me ?
You betcha !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You complete me.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
This is nothing !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
All-righty then !
You sing-a high.
Non !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
They're called boobs, Ed.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
The dingo took my baby !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.