I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
You had me at hello.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
As if !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
I'll have what she's having.
How do I look ?
Bond. James Bond.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
You sing-a high.
Well, nobody's perfect.
You complete me.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Let's go home, Debbie.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Attica ! Attica !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
You're good, you're very good.
What hump ?
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
What a dump.
Go ahead, make my day.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
I ain't so tough.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
We'll always have Paris.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
This is this.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Who's on first.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
You're my Lassie come home.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Somebody stop me !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
But I would be proud.
Bring out the gimp.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
You had me at "hello".
I'm king of the world !
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
You make me want to be a better man.
Show me the money !
Get away from her, you bitch !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.