Movie Quotes
This is this.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
I'm going to take a bath.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Rosebud.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
If they move, kill ' em.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
One million dollars !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Here's Johnny !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Bring out the gimp.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
You complete me.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
The dingo took my baby !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
There are simply too many notes.
Follow the money.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Would you like to come in ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Non !
I'll have what she's having.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Who's on first.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You're my Lassie come home.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
We rob banks.
Houston, we have a problem.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
This is nothing !
There's no place like home.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Well, nobody's perfect.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Can you dig it ?
Sanctuary !
They're here !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
As if !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Elementary, my dear Watson.