Snap out of it !
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
How do you live ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
I'll be back.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Warriors, come out to play !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I like to watch.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Where's the rest of me ?
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Get away from her, you bitch !
These go to eleven.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
May the Force be with you.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Follow the money.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Hey, lady !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Here's Johnny !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Attica ! Attica !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Would you like to play a game ?
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I see dead people.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
We'll always have Paris.
Go ahead, make my day.
You complete me.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
No wire hangers, ever !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Always do the right thing.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Bond. James Bond.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Who's on first.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Yo, Adrian !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
The dingo took my baby !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.