Stop makin noises like a husband.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Open the pod bay doors,
Get away from her, you bitch !
You're good, you're very good.
If they move, kill ' em.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
We'll always have Paris.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
What a dump.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Would you like to come in ?
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Snap out of it !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Be the ball.
There are simply too many notes.
I'll have what she's having.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I'll be back.
One million dollars !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
If you build it, he will come.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Who's on first.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Follow the money.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
You complete me.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
We rob banks.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Vegas, baby.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Attica ! Attica !
Here's Johnny !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
They're here !
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
What hump ?
Non !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
We're on a mission from God.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
You talkin to me ?
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
I'm going to take a bath.