Movie Quotes
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Rosebud.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Show me the money !
Do you like scary movies ?
Don't dream it be it.
Sanctuary !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
If they move, kill ' em.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Always do the right thing.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Let's go home, Debbie.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
You talkin to me ?
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
There's no place like home.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
This is nothing !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
I'm going to take a bath.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Somebody stop me !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
One million dollars !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Attica ! Attica !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Mr. Christian !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
You sing-a high.
Here's Johnny !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
They're here !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I think we deserve a break.
You make me want to be a better man.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I'll be back.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
You had me at hello.
I want the fairy tale.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.