Movie Quotes
Who's on first.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
If you build it, he will come.
It's good to be the king !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
You had me at hello.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'm an excellent driver.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Forget about it.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Yo, Adrian !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Sanctuary !
We belong dead.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
There's no crying in baseball !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Good morning, Vietnam !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
If they move, kill ' em.
Where's the rest of me ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
I am your number one fan.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
We're on a mission from God.
These go to eleven.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Must you flirt ?
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Bring out the gimp.
You talkin to me ?
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I'm king of the world !
I like to watch.
You sing-a high.
I want to be alone.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I'm going to take a bath.
Bond. James Bond.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
There's no place like home.
You betcha !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
You complete me.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I ain't so tough.
A boy's best friend is his mother.