Movie Quotes
One million dollars !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Bring out the gimp.
I like to watch.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
You complete me.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Go ahead, make my day.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Somebody stop me !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Let's go home, Debbie.
To infinity and beyond !
Shut up and deal.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
You had me at "hello".
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
We'll always have Paris.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Snap out of it !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
We belong dead.
Who's on first.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Rosebud.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
If you build it, he will come.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
They're here !
Here's looking at you, kid.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I know you are, but what am I ?
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Say hello to my little friend !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Follow the money.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I don't like your manners.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
You had me at hello.
This is nothing !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Vegas, baby.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
What hump ?
Excuse me while I whip this out.