Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Here's looking at you, kid.
You complete me.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I am your father.
You complete me.
You make me want to be a better man.
Let's go home, Debbie.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
These go to eleven.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I want to be alone.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Help me ! Help me !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
You sing-a high.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Shut up and deal.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
The dingo took my baby !
Must you flirt ?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
They're here !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
All-righty then !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Follow the money.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
You're my Lassie come home.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I'll have what she's having.
I don't like your manners.
I'll be back.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
This is this.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
I ain't so tough.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Show me the money !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
You're good, you're very good.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Well, nobody's perfect.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Rosebud.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Have you checked the children lately ?
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Here's Johnny !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.