Movie Quotes
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
You had me at hello.
We're on a mission from God.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I am your father.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Say hello to my little friend !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
What hump ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Vegas, baby.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
One million dollars !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
How do I look ?
Warriors, come out to play !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Would you like to play a game ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Can you dig it ?
No wire hangers, ever !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Snap out of it !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I ain't so tough.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
There's no place like home.
To infinity and beyond !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
You betcha !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
The dingo took my baby !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
How do you live ?
I'm going to take a bath.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Open the pod bay doors,
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
There are simply too many notes.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Well, nobody's perfect.
As if !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
You're tearing me apart !