Movie Quotes
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I don't like your manners.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Bond. James Bond.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Fiddle-dee-dee.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
You're tearing me apart !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Don't dream it be it.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Always do the right thing.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
I am your number one fan.
You sing-a high.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
They're called boobs, Ed.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Non !
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Mr. Christian !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
It's showtime !
As if !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
We rob banks.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Sanctuary !
Let's go home, Debbie.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
You make me want to be a better man.
Would you like to come in ?
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
There's no place like home.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Have you checked the children lately ?
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
This is nothing !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
I like to watch.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
But I would be proud.
I'm king of the world !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
We belong dead.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
No wire hangers, ever !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !