Movie Quotes
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You had me at "hello".
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
We rob banks.
How do I look ?
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
If you build it, he will come.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
One million dollars !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Mr. Christian !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Can you dig it ?
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
We all go a little mad sometimes.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Well, nobody's perfect.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Shut up and deal.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
As if !
May the Force be with you.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I'm an excellent driver.
Sanctuary !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Do you like scary movies ?
You betcha !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Get away from her, you bitch !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
What a dump.
But I would be proud.
You complete me.
I'm going to take a bath.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I don't like your manners.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
You had me at hello.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Warriors, come out to play !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I know you are, but what am I ?
We belong dead.
Always do the right thing.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
The dingo took my baby !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
If you build it, he will come.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I am your number one fan.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
This is this.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I want to be alone.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !