Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Non !
I think we deserve a break.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
There's no place like home.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Here's Johnny !
We belong dead.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
No wire hangers, ever !
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I am your father.
Where's the rest of me ?
The stuff that dreams are made of.
How do I look ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
You betcha !
You're tearing me apart !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
What hump ?
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I ain't so tough.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Follow the money.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
May the Force be with you.
I'm king of the world !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Can you dig it ?
It's good to be the king !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
Rosebud.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Always do the right thing.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
This is this.
Would you like to come in ?
You complete me.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
You complete me.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
You sing-a high.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Yo, Adrian !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Forget about it.
Hoke, you're my best friend.