Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
We'll always have Paris.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
We're on a mission from God.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
We belong dead.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
As if !
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
To infinity and beyond !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Non !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
How do you live ?
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Hey, lady !
Good morning, Vietnam !
This is nothing !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Who's on first.
Bring out the gimp.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
You complete me.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
My precious.
It's good to be the king !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
You complete me.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I'll have what she's having.
Can you dig it ?
You had me at "hello".
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Say hello to my little friend !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
You're tearing me apart !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Warriors, come out to play !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I want to be alone.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Open the pod bay doors,
I won't be ignored, Dan !
I'm an excellent driver.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
You make me want to be a better man.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I want the fairy tale.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
How do I look ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
One million dollars !