Movie Quotes
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I'll be back.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I think we deserve a break.
You make me want to be a better man.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I don't like your manners.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
You complete me.
Snap out of it !
Shut up and deal.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I'm an excellent driver.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Good morning, Vietnam !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Well, nobody's perfect.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Where's the rest of me ?
Who's on first.
You had me at hello.
Don't dream it be it.
These go to eleven.
I like to watch.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I know you are, but what am I ?
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I'm going to take a bath.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Rosebud.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
It's good to be the king !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You betcha !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
If you build it, he will come.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
You sing-a high.
Always do the right thing.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
This is this.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Hey, lady !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
What a dump.
There's no place like home.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.