She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Shut up and deal.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I am your father.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Vegas, baby.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I'm going to take a bath.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
They're here !
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
You complete me.
No wire hangers, ever !
Attica ! Attica !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
The dingo took my baby !
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
What a dump.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
You're good, you're very good.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
This is this.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
These go to eleven.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
You complete me.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Say hello to my little friend !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
It's good to be the king !