All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Bond. James Bond.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
My precious.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
You're good, you're very good.
It's good to be the king !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
No wire hangers, ever !
Go ahead, make my day.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Open the pod bay doors,
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
I want the fairy tale.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
You sing-a high.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
We're sisters under the same mink.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
As if !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
We belong dead.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I am your number one fan.
Mr. Christian !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I'll have what she's having.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Hey, lady !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
What hump ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You're tearing me apart !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
If you build it, he will come.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I am your father.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Forget about it.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
They're here !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
If they move, kill ' em.
We'll always have Paris.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.