Movie Quotes
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I'm going to take a bath.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Would you like to come in ?
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Who's on first.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
You sing-a high.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Get away from her, you bitch !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
You complete me.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
If you build it, he will come.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Help me ! Help me !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
You're good, you're very good.
To infinity and beyond !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
You complete me.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Don't dream it be it.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
It's good to be the king !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
What hump ?
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
But I would be proud.
Always do the right thing.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
I am your father.
Vegas, baby.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.