The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Hey, lady !
You complete me.
Be the ball.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
All-righty then !
Rosebud.
Get away from her, you bitch !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
You make me want to be a better man.
Follow the money.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
We'll always have Paris.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
How do I look ?
These go to eleven.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Snap out of it !
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Say hello to my little friend !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
To infinity and beyond !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Would you like to play a game ?
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
If you build it, he will come.
It's good to be the king !
We rob banks.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I am your father.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Don't dream it be it.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I'm going to take a bath.
Vegas, baby.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
What a dump.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
What hump ?
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.