Movie Quotes
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Here's Johnny !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
You sing-a high.
Yo, Adrian !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Open the pod bay doors,
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Show me the money !
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
You complete me.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Always do the right thing.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Houston, we have a problem.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You're good, you're very good.
Mr. Christian !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
How do you live ?
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
This is nothing !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
There's no place like home.
Forget about it.
You make me want to be a better man.
Follow the money.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I'm an excellent driver.
Would you like to play a game ?
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Hey, lady !
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.