Movie Quotes
Shut up and deal.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
They're called boobs, Ed.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
These go to eleven.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
How do you live ?
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
You're tearing me apart !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
As if !
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Open the pod bay doors,
Would you like to play a game ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
The dingo took my baby !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Forget about it.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
This is this.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
You're my Lassie come home.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
We're on a mission from God.
Yo, Adrian !
Somebody stop me !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
You complete me.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I'll be back.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Bond. James Bond.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I'm king of the world !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I ain't so tough.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
You complete me.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
There are simply too many notes.
You're good, you're very good.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
We'll always have Paris.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I see dead people.
Must you flirt ?
This is nothing !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Houston, we have a problem.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Warriors, come out to play !
If you build it, he will come.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
You talkin to me ?
What a dump.