Movie Quotes
Open the pod bay doors,
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
But I would be proud.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Go ahead, make my day.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Would you like to come in ?
Can you dig it ?
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Mac, you ever been in love ?
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
I don't like your manners.
How do you live ?
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Houston, we have a problem.
These go to eleven.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Attica ! Attica !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I'm going to take a bath.
You complete me.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
It's showtime !
This is nothing !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
What hump ?
Non !
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I'll have what she's having.
Warriors, come out to play !
The dingo took my baby !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Yo, Adrian !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Where's the rest of me ?
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
I ain't so tough.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
If you build it, he will come.
May the Force be with you.
To infinity and beyond !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Vegas, baby.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Say hello to my little friend !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Don't dream it be it.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
There are simply too many notes.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Well, nobody's perfect.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
We belong dead.