Movie Quotes
Here's Johnny !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
You complete me.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Be the ball.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
May the Force be with you.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Open the pod bay doors,
Mr. Christian !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
There are simply too many notes.
Rosebud.
I am your number one fan.
There's no place like home.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Good morning, Vietnam !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
You talkin to me ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I like to watch.
If they move, kill ' em.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
You're tearing me apart !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I'm going to take a bath.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
We're on a mission from God.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Always do the right thing.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Must you flirt ?
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Where's the rest of me ?
How do you live ?
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Don't dream it be it.
I don't like your manners.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Attica ! Attica !
Warriors, come out to play !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.