I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Attica ! Attica !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I am your father.
I'm an excellent driver.
This is nothing !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
If you build it, he will come.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
You make me want to be a better man.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
To infinity and beyond !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
All-righty then !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Open the pod bay doors,
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Hey, lady !
We'll always have Paris.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
What a dump.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Well, nobody's perfect.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
We belong dead.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
You complete me.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Houston, we have a problem.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Don't dream it be it.
There's no crying in baseball !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Mr. Christian !
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Would you like to play a game ?
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Can you dig it ?
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I see dead people.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
You're my Lassie come home.