What we've got here is failure to communicate.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
You betcha !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Be the ball.
You had me at hello.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Houston, we have a problem.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
May the Force be with you.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Must you flirt ?
These go to eleven.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Rosebud.
You sing-a high.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Non !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
If they move, kill ' em.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
All-righty then !
Say hello to my little friend !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
They're called boobs, Ed.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
I am your number one fan.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Hey, lady !
I'll have what she's having.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Bond. James Bond.
Help me ! Help me !
I like to watch.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Shut up and deal.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I know you are, but what am I ?
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
If you build it, he will come.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Would you like to play a game ?
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
No wire hangers, ever !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
You talkin to me ?
This is nothing !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I'm king of the world !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You're my Lassie come home.