Always do the right thing.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Get away from her, you bitch !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Can you dig it ?
I'm king of the world !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
You talkin to me ?
They're called boobs, Ed.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
We rob banks.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Hey, lady !
All-righty then !
There's no place like home.
We belong dead.
Would you like to play a game ?
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Attica ! Attica !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Would you like to come in ?
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Houston, we have a problem.
There are simply too many notes.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
What hump ?
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Have you checked the children lately ?
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Mr. Christian !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
You're tearing me apart !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Who's on first.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Bring out the gimp.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I think we deserve a break.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Forget about it.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
How do I look ?
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Yo, Adrian !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Be the ball.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
You're my Lassie come home.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
My precious.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.