Bond. James Bond.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
We're on a mission from God.
Sanctuary !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
To infinity and beyond !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
I'll have what she's having.
Vegas, baby.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I think we deserve a break.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
You sing-a high.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
You're tearing me apart !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Do you like scary movies ?
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Non !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
We rob banks.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Would you like to come in ?
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Snap out of it !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
You're my Lassie come home.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
There's no place like home.
I am your number one fan.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I ain't so tough.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Help me ! Help me !
You had me at hello.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I see dead people.
The dingo took my baby !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
This is nothing !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !