Show me the money !
I'm going to take a bath.
Sanctuary !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
It's showtime !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Would you like to play a game ?
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Bring out the gimp.
I like to watch.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
They're here !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Say hello to my little friend !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
How do I look ?
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
We'll always have Paris.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
We belong dead.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Well, nobody's perfect.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Don't dream it be it.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Have you checked the children lately ?
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
We rob banks.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
You complete me.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
All-righty then !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Snap out of it !
You're tearing me apart !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
You're my Lassie come home.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !