Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I'm going to take a bath.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
You talkin to me ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Hey, lady !
It's good to be the king !
I am your father.
The dingo took my baby !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Don't dream it be it.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
May the Force be with you.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
We're on a mission from God.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
You had me at "hello".
Show me the money !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Say hello to my little friend !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
As if !
Would you like to come in ?
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I see dead people.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Open the pod bay doors,
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Where's the rest of me ?
Would you like to play a game ?
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
This is nothing !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I don't like your manners.
All-righty then !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
No wire hangers, ever !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
You sing-a high.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I ain't so tough.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
They're called boobs, Ed.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Here's Johnny !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.