Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
We're on a mission from God.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Snap out of it !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Say hello to my little friend !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Where's the rest of me ?
My precious.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
You betcha !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Would you like to play a game ?
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
What a dump.
The dingo took my baby !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Well, nobody's perfect.
It's showtime !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I don't like your manners.
Must you flirt ?
To infinity and beyond !
Would you like to come in ?
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Let's go home, Debbie.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
You talkin to me ?
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I like to watch.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Get away from her, you bitch !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
You complete me.
We rob banks.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What hump ?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
I think we deserve a break.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I'm going to take a bath.
You're my Lassie come home.
Here's looking at you, kid.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Do you like scary movies ?
Bond. James Bond.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I am your father.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
These go to eleven.
We'll always have Paris.