I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
You complete me.
I want the fairy tale.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Mac, you ever been in love ?
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
All-righty then !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
What a dump.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I'm king of the world !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Houston, we have a problem.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Help me ! Help me !
No wire hangers, ever !
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
You had me at "hello".
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
You had me at hello.
Attica ! Attica !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I don't like your manners.
This is nothing !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
We're sisters under the same mink.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Must you flirt ?
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
We rob banks.
Hey, lady !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
You sing-a high.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Show me the money !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
They're called boobs, Ed.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
It's showtime !
I'm an excellent driver.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I am your number one fan.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
If you build it, he will come.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Forget about it.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.