Movie Quotes
What hump ?
Shut up and deal.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
One million dollars !
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
No wire hangers, ever !
It's showtime !
Can you dig it ?
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I want the fairy tale.
There's no crying in baseball !
You betcha !
We're sisters under the same mink.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Say hello to my little friend !
Have you checked the children lately ?
May the Force be with you.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
You complete me.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Houston, we have a problem.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
You're good, you're very good.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Hey, lady !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Warriors, come out to play !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I like to watch.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Sanctuary !
I'm king of the world !
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Yo, Adrian !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Do you like scary movies ?
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
As if !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
They're here !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !