I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
I am your number one fan.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Somebody stop me !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
What a dump.
You had me at hello.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
I like to watch.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Can you dig it ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
You make me want to be a better man.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
I am your father.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
This is nothing !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
There's no crying in baseball !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I see dead people.
Houston, we have a problem.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
We're on a mission from God.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
But I would be proud.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I want the fairy tale.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Let's go home, Debbie.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Follow the money.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I want to be alone.
Snap out of it !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
We'll always have Paris.
Who's on first.
Would you like to come in ?
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
This is this.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Mac, you ever been in love ?