They call me Mister Tibbs !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
If you build it, he will come.
We rob banks.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
We're on a mission from God.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Yo, Adrian !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
You complete me.
May the Force be with you.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Where's the rest of me ?
You talkin to me ?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
I see dead people.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Attica ! Attica !
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
There's no crying in baseball !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I don't like your manners.
There's no place like home.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Snap out of it !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
This is this.
You're my Lassie come home.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I'm an excellent driver.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Who's on first.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
It's showtime !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Houston, we have a problem.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
You betcha !