Movie Quotes
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Hey, lady !
I ain't so tough.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
I don't like your manners.
You talkin to me ?
As if !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
There are simply too many notes.
Sanctuary !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Somebody stop me !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Yo, Adrian !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
You had me at hello.
Attica ! Attica !
Snap out of it !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
You sing-a high.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Well, nobody's perfect.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Here's looking at you, kid.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I'll have what she's having.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Have you checked the children lately ?
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Must you flirt ?
Show me the money !
Be the ball.
One million dollars !
Good morning, Vietnam !
If you build it, he will come.
These go to eleven.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Open the pod bay doors,
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I am your father.
Say hello to my little friend !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
No wire hangers, ever !
Here's Johnny !
To infinity and beyond !
Non !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
But I would be proud.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
We're on a mission from God.