Movie Quotes
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Do you like scary movies ?
They're called boobs, Ed.
To infinity and beyond !
You betcha !
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Shut up and deal.
Non !
Mr. Christian !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
They're here !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
What hump ?
Hey, lady !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I want the fairy tale.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Always do the right thing.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I think we deserve a break.
We're sisters under the same mink.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
The dingo took my baby !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
How do you live ?
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Who's on first.
As if !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Here's looking at you, kid.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
One million dollars !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.