I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Go ahead, make my day.
If you build it, he will come.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
You're good, you're very good.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
One million dollars !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Good morning, Vietnam !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Would you like to play a game ?
You betcha !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I want the fairy tale.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
The dingo took my baby !
Here's looking at you, kid.
If they move, kill ' em.
This is this.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
We're on a mission from God.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Follow the money.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
You talkin to me ?
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
We belong dead.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
It's showtime !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Where's the rest of me ?
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
There's no place like home.
No wire hangers, ever !
Hey, lady !
This is nothing !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
As if !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
We rob banks.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
You complete me.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I see dead people.
Don't dream it be it.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Must you flirt ?
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Attica ! Attica !
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I think we deserve a break.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I know you are, but what am I ?