Movie Quotes
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
You're tearing me apart !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
If you build it, he will come.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Be the ball.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Stop makin noises like a husband.
We'll always have Paris.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
One million dollars !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
No wire hangers, ever !
They're here !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
You had me at hello.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Houston, we have a problem.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
If you build it, he will come.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Forget about it.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I see dead people.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
There are simply too many notes.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
What hump ?
Who's on first.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Good morning, Vietnam !
You complete me.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Open the pod bay doors,
I ain't so tough.
Can you dig it ?
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
The dingo took my baby !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Here's Johnny !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I'll have what she's having.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.