Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Well, nobody's perfect.
You had me at "hello".
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Have you checked the children lately ?
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
We're on a mission from God.
But I would be proud.
I am your number one fan.
I'll have what she's having.
We'll always have Paris.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
How do you live ?
Show me the money !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Must you flirt ?
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
You had me at hello.
I'm going to take a bath.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Can you dig it ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
May the Force be with you.
One million dollars !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I think we deserve a break.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Would you like to come in ?
Bring out the gimp.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
All-righty then !
I'll be back.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Mr. Christian !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
As if !
No wire hangers, ever !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Always do the right thing.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I'm king of the world !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
To infinity and beyond !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !