I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
You complete me.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Yo, Adrian !
There's no place like home.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Who's on first.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
As if !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Somebody stop me !
I am your number one fan.
Can you dig it ?
You make me want to be a better man.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Shut up and deal.
You had me at "hello".
Good morning, Vietnam !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
The dingo took my baby !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
We rob banks.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
I'm king of the world !
Don't dream it be it.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
It's showtime !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I want the fairy tale.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
To infinity and beyond !
What a dump.
Here's Johnny !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
One million dollars !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I'm going to take a bath.
If you build it, he will come.
I want to be alone.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Vegas, baby.
You betcha !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Follow the money.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.