Movie Quotes
As if !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
You're tearing me apart !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I like to watch.
Bring out the gimp.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
We belong dead.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
The dingo took my baby !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I'll be back.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
All-righty then !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Well, nobody's perfect.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
You're my Lassie come home.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
We'll always have Paris.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
What hump ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
How do you live ?
Be the ball.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Forget about it.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I think we deserve a break.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Hey, lady !
Attica ! Attica !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Good morning, Vietnam !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I ain't so tough.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Don't dream it be it.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Must you flirt ?
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Help me ! Help me !
Show me the money !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You had me at "hello".
I'm an excellent driver.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
But I would be proud.