Movie Quotes
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Well, nobody's perfect.
You're my Lassie come home.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Good morning, Vietnam !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
There are simply too many notes.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Would you like to play a game ?
The dingo took my baby !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
You talkin to me ?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Yo, Adrian !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Rosebud.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
There's no crying in baseball !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Here's looking at you, kid.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
How do you live ?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
All-righty then !
I want the fairy tale.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Shut up and deal.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I see dead people.
I want to be alone.
We're sisters under the same mink.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
You know, Billy. We blew it.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
If they move, kill ' em.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I'm king of the world !