Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Somebody stop me !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Shut up and deal.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I ain't so tough.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
They're here !
You make me want to be a better man.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Don't dream it be it.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
If you build it, he will come.
One million dollars !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Do you like scary movies ?
This is nothing !
I want the fairy tale.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Yo, Adrian !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Be the ball.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Snap out of it !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
You complete me.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Can you dig it ?
Rosebud.
Who's on first.
We rob banks.
How do I look ?
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
We'll always have Paris.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Mr. Christian !
It's showtime !
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Bring out the gimp.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Follow the money.
Go ahead, make my day.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
We're on a mission from God.
If they move, kill ' em.
Well, nobody's perfect.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Houston, we have a problem.
Hey, lady !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.