What do you feel like doing tonight ?
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
It's good to be the king !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
My precious.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
What a dump.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Hey, Bud, lets party !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
If you build it, he will come.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Would you like to come in ?
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Bond. James Bond.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I want to be alone.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
You make me want to be a better man.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
You had me at "hello".
You complete me.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Somebody stop me !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
You had me at hello.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
I think we deserve a break.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I am your number one fan.
Can you dig it ?
We'll always have Paris.
You're my Lassie come home.
Attica ! Attica !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Shut up and deal.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Forget about it.
They're here !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Show me the money !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Rosebud.
Here's looking at you, kid.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Vegas, baby.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Help me ! Help me !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
But I would be proud.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
How do I look ?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.