When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
You make me want to be a better man.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Rosebud.
The dingo took my baby !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Vegas, baby.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
You're tearing me apart !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Here's Johnny !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Somebody stop me !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Bring out the gimp.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
You talkin to me ?
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
It's showtime !
These go to eleven.
Shut up and deal.
I am your number one fan.
If you build it, he will come.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Get away from her, you bitch !
What a dump.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I think we deserve a break.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
There are simply too many notes.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
All-righty then !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Hey, lady !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
They're called boobs, Ed.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
We're on a mission from God.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
How do I look ?
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.