Georgia, love is for the very young.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Do you like scary movies ?
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Attica ! Attica !
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
No wire hangers, ever !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Snap out of it !
One million dollars !
We'll always have Paris.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Get away from her, you bitch !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
My precious.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I want the fairy tale.
You're my Lassie come home.
I'll have what she's having.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
If you build it, he will come.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Yo, Adrian !
They're here !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Shut up and deal.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Sanctuary !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I am your number one fan.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
You're good, you're very good.
I think we deserve a break.
Be the ball.
You talkin to me ?
I want to be alone.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Vegas, baby.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
This is nothing !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.