Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Snap out of it !
Be the ball.
Here's Johnny !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
No wire hangers, ever !
Always do the right thing.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Hey, lady !
Rosebud.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
We're sisters under the same mink.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I'm going to take a bath.
I see dead people.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
They're here !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I want to be alone.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
You make me want to be a better man.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Non !
Would you like to come in ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Bring out the gimp.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Don't dream it be it.
Follow the money.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
We all go a little mad sometimes.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
My precious.
Must you flirt ?
Can you dig it ?
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Where's the rest of me ?
I'm king of the world !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Go ahead, make my day.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.