Movie Quotes
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
It's good to be the king !
There's no place like home.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Open the pod bay doors,
If you build it, he will come.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
What a dump.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
You complete me.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
We all go a little mad sometimes.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
May the Force be with you.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Shut up and deal.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Where's the rest of me ?
Must you flirt ?
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Non !
Follow the money.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
We belong dead.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I don't like your manners.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You complete me.
Houston, we have a problem.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I want to be alone.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Bond. James Bond.
Mr. Christian !
Be the ball.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
You had me at "hello".
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I like to watch.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.