Movie Quotes
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
It's good to be the king !
There's no place like home.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I'm king of the world !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
If you build it, he will come.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I'll be back.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
We rob banks.
What a dump.
This is this.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Must you flirt ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Go ahead, make my day.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Snap out of it !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
My precious.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I know you are, but what am I ?
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Open the pod bay doors,
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Here's looking at you, kid.
I'm an excellent driver.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
It's showtime !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Well, nobody's perfect.
I see dead people.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
You're my Lassie come home.
How do you live ?
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Sanctuary !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Be the ball.
Who's on first.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Vegas, baby.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Here's Johnny !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Somebody stop me !
The dingo took my baby !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.