To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Attica ! Attica !
It's good to be the king !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You make me want to be a better man.
Must you flirt ?
What hump ?
We're on a mission from God.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Be the ball.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
These go to eleven.
Say hello to my little friend !
I don't like your manners.
Rosebud.
What a dump.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You talkin to me ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
If you build it, he will come.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Would you like to come in ?
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
We belong dead.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
The dingo took my baby !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
They're here !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I ain't so tough.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Warriors, come out to play !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Who's on first.
As if !
Good morning, Vietnam !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Open the pod bay doors,
May the Force be with you.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I'll have what she's having.
Here's Johnny !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Houston, we have a problem.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Yo, Adrian !
Vegas, baby.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Always do the right thing.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Hey, lady !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I'm king of the world !
Well, nobody's perfect.