If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
You had me at hello.
I don't like your manners.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Snap out of it !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I ain't so tough.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I know you are, but what am I ?
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
All-righty then !
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Be the ball.
I think we deserve a break.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
This is nothing !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
No wire hangers, ever !
The dingo took my baby !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Houston, we have a problem.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Good morning, Vietnam !
Get away from her, you bitch !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Non !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
But I would be proud.
How do I look ?
You're good, you're very good.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
You complete me.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Can you dig it ?
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
May the Force be with you.
We're sisters under the same mink.
To infinity and beyond !
We'll always have Paris.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
If you build it, he will come.
As if !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Attica ! Attica !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
It's showtime !
I want to be alone.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
We belong dead.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I'm king of the world !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.