I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Somebody stop me !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Help me ! Help me !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
I'll have what she's having.
If they move, kill ' em.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Where's the rest of me ?
You talkin to me ?
But I would be proud.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I'll be back.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Show me the money !
This is nothing !
Must you flirt ?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Shut up and deal.
You're good, you're very good.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
You betcha !
Forget about it.
All-righty then !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
What hump ?
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
They're called boobs, Ed.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I ain't so tough.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I don't like your manners.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Sanctuary !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
You're my Lassie come home.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.