Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Somebody stop me !
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I am your father.
You had me at "hello".
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
But I would be proud.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Always do the right thing.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
These go to eleven.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
We rob banks.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Vegas, baby.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Who's on first.
I'm king of the world !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
You're tearing me apart !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Hey, lady !
Say hello to my little friend !
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Open the pod bay doors,
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
There's no place like home.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Sanctuary !
Attica ! Attica !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Let's go home, Debbie.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Yo, Adrian !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
If you build it, he will come.
Non !
Must you flirt ?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
We'll always have Paris.
I'll have what she's having.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Would you like to play a game ?
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I want to be alone.
How do I look ?
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !