Movie Quotes
Mac, you ever been in love ?
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
It's good to be the king !
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Go ahead, make my day.
You're good, you're very good.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
All-righty then !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Who's on first.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
How do I look ?
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I see dead people.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Here's Johnny !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
What hump ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
You had me at "hello".
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Warriors, come out to play !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
You're my Lassie come home.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Shut up and deal.
I think we deserve a break.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Bring out the gimp.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
You make me want to be a better man.
I am your number one fan.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
You complete me.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Houston, we have a problem.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Follow the money.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
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