I'm an excellent driver.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
We rob banks.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
They're here !
All-righty then !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
This is nothing !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Attica ! Attica !
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
You're tearing me apart !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Mr. Christian !
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
There's no place like home.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
You make me want to be a better man.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Help me ! Help me !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Rosebud.
Bond. James Bond.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Must you flirt ?
I'll have what she's having.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
They're called boobs, Ed.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Where's the rest of me ?
I am your father.
Vegas, baby.
I'll be back.