Movie Quotes
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Get away from her, you bitch !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I'm going to take a bath.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Sanctuary !
Good morning, Vietnam !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I am your number one fan.
Who's on first.
I'll have what she's having.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
You're my Lassie come home.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Snap out of it !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Rosebud.
You betcha !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
It's showtime !
But I would be proud.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Would you like to come in ?
My precious.
What hump ?
We're sisters under the same mink.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Have you checked the children lately ?
You're good, you're very good.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Vegas, baby.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
There's no place like home.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Say hello to my little friend !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Must you flirt ?
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I'll be back.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Help me ! Help me !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
You talkin to me ?
Can you dig it ?
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
This is this.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.