Movie Quotes
Who's on first.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
The dingo took my baby !
I want the fairy tale.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Houston, we have a problem.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
We're sisters under the same mink.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Always do the right thing.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
We'll always have Paris.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Mr. Christian !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
You make me want to be a better man.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Do you like scary movies ?
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
All-righty then !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
My precious.
This is nothing !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
You had me at hello.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Vegas, baby.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
There's no place like home.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
What a dump.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Rosebud.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Show me the money !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Must you flirt ?
Shut up and deal.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
These go to eleven.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Open the pod bay doors,
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
One million dollars !
After all, tomorrow is another day !