Movie Quotes
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
These go to eleven.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
You had me at hello.
Sanctuary !
Rosebud.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Houston, we have a problem.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I want to be alone.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Be the ball.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
To infinity and beyond !
Non !
Would you like to play a game ?
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Vegas, baby.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Forget about it.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
It's good to be the king !
You sing-a high.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Attica ! Attica !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Would you like to come in ?
But I would be proud.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
My precious.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
As if !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
There's no place like home.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Hoke, you're my best friend.
I'm king of the world !
Don't dream it be it.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Hi-Yo, Silver !