Movie Quotes
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Go ahead, make my day.
Forget about it.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
How do I look ?
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
All-righty then !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
If you build it, he will come.
Show me the money !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
What a dump.
If they move, kill ' em.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Mr. Christian !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
To infinity and beyond !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Hey, lady !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
We rob banks.
Houston, we have a problem.
If you build it, he will come.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Warriors, come out to play !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
This is nothing !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I am your number one fan.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Vegas, baby.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
There's no crying in baseball !
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Shut up and deal.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Can you dig it ?
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
We're sisters under the same mink.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Get away from her, you bitch !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
You betcha !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.