Movie Quotes
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
You're tearing me apart !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I ain't so tough.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Bond. James Bond.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Always do the right thing.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I'm an excellent driver.
But I would be proud.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
If they move, kill ' em.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
What hump ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
These go to eleven.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
How do I look ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Hey, lady !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Forget about it.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Where's the rest of me ?
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
You sing-a high.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
No wire hangers, ever !
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Non !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Good morning, Vietnam !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
As if !
I'm king of the world !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Vegas, baby.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Rosebud.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Help me ! Help me !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.