If you wanna call me that, smile.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Always do the right thing.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
But I would be proud.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I don't like your manners.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Must you flirt ?
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
If they move, kill ' em.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
If you build it, he will come.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Non !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Yo, Adrian !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
We're sisters under the same mink.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I think we deserve a break.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Have you checked the children lately ?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
You talkin to me ?
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
No wire hangers, ever !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
You're good, you're very good.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
All-righty then !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
These go to eleven.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I ain't so tough.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I know you are, but what am I ?
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
What hump ?
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
There's no crying in baseball !
Good morning, Vietnam !
We'll always have Paris.