Movie Quotes
Hey, lady !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
These go to eleven.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
I ain't so tough.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Well, nobody's perfect.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I like to watch.
Would you like to play a game ?
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Show me the money !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I'll be back.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
I'm an excellent driver.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Don't dream it be it.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
If you build it, he will come.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
We rob banks.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I think we deserve a break.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
We'll always have Paris.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
You had me at hello.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Non !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
What hump ?
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
To infinity and beyond !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Somebody stop me !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Follow the money.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Georgia, love is for the very young.