Movie Quotes
All-righty then !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
I want the fairy tale.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
You talkin to me ?
Okay, but I get to be on top.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Do you like scary movies ?
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
We're on a mission from God.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
There are simply too many notes.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I think we deserve a break.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
You betcha !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Open the pod bay doors,
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Here's Johnny !
What a dump.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
It's showtime !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I am your number one fan.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Say hello to my little friend !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Would you like to come in ?
It's good to be the king !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
They're called boobs, Ed.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Always do the right thing.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
There's no place like home.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I am your father.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
If you build it, he will come.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You're good, you're very good.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Warriors, come out to play !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
To infinity and beyond !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
But I would be proud.
Yo, Adrian !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
What hump ?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I don't like your manners.