Movie Quotes
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Mac, you ever been in love ?
You betcha !
This is this.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Let's go home, Debbie.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Bond. James Bond.
Mr. Christian !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Go ahead, make my day.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
How do I look ?
I see dead people.
If they move, kill ' em.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Well, nobody's perfect.
You're tearing me apart !
Here's Johnny !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
I'm king of the world !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Who's on first.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
You complete me.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I'm going to take a bath.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
But I would be proud.
Houston, we have a problem.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
There are simply too many notes.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
What hump ?
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
The dingo took my baby !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
You had me at hello.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
We'll always have Paris.
It's showtime !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
We're sisters under the same mink.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Don't dream it be it.
Do you like scary movies ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I'm an excellent driver.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I want to be alone.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.