Movie Quotes
We all go a little mad sometimes.
You sing-a high.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
You had me at hello.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
What hump ?
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Do, or do not. There is no try.
These go to eleven.
Help me ! Help me !
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
The dingo took my baby !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I like to watch.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
They're here !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I want the fairy tale.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
No wire hangers, ever !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
We're sisters under the same mink.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Somebody stop me !
How do you live ?
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I want to be alone.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Where's the rest of me ?
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
You had me at "hello".
Good morning, Vietnam !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I see dead people.
Mr. Christian !
I think we deserve a break.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
We belong dead.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Would you like to come in ?
I know you are, but what am I ?
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Get away from her, you bitch !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Must you flirt ?
I'm going to take a bath.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.