Movie Quotes
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Must you flirt ?
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
These go to eleven.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Help me ! Help me !
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
May the Force be with you.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I want to be alone.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Forget about it.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Can you dig it ?
Here's Johnny !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Mr. Christian !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Would you like to come in ?
It's good to be the king !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Non !
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I'm king of the world !
Warriors, come out to play !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
You had me at "hello".
Somebody stop me !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
If you build it, he will come.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
You're my Lassie come home.
Be the ball.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.