As if !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I think we deserve a break.
You talkin to me ?
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Hey, lady !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
If you build it, he will come.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Would you like to play a game ?
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
We'll always have Paris.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
My precious.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I see dead people.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
All-righty then !
I am your father.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Mr. Christian !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
There are simply too many notes.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
There's no crying in baseball !
What a dump.
Sanctuary !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
If they move, kill ' em.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I ain't so tough.
I'm going to take a bath.
I'm king of the world !
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Can you dig it ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.