I like to watch.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Let's go home, Debbie.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
You're my Lassie come home.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
It's showtime !
I'll be back.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You're good, you're very good.
Warriors, come out to play !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
If you build it, he will come.
All-righty then !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Say hello to my little friend !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
There's no place like home.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Help me ! Help me !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
One million dollars !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Houston, we have a problem.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Somebody stop me !
My precious.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
We rob banks.
These go to eleven.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Would you like to play a game ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Bring out the gimp.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Would you like to come in ?
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.