Movie Quotes
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
You're tearing me apart !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
What hump ?
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Would you like to come in ?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
You talkin to me ?
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Bring out the gimp.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
You're good, you're very good.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I'm king of the world !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
You know, Billy. We blew it.
If you build it, he will come.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
All-righty then !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I'm an excellent driver.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Houston, we have a problem.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Snap out of it !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Who's on first.
If they move, kill ' em.
I like to watch.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
You sing-a high.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Yo, Adrian !
We're on a mission from God.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Do you like scary movies ?
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
You had me at hello.
I ain't so tough.
Get away from her, you bitch !
There are simply too many notes.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Non !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Would you like to play a game ?
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
How do you live ?