Movie Quotes
Where's the rest of me ?
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
It's showtime !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Open the pod bay doors,
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Bond. James Bond.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
How do I look ?
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Don't dream it be it.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
My precious.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
If they move, kill ' em.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
How do you live ?
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Be the ball.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I ain't so tough.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Attica ! Attica !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
You're tearing me apart !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
They're called boobs, Ed.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
There's no place like home.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Well, nobody's perfect.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
You complete me.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
You make me want to be a better man.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
They're here !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Yo, Adrian !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.