Movie Quotes
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
These go to eleven.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
If they move, kill ' em.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Always do the right thing.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Hey, lady !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
How do you live ?
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Yo, Adrian !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
There's no crying in baseball !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Vegas, baby.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
You make me want to be a better man.
We rob banks.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I am your number one fan.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Bring out the gimp.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Well, nobody's perfect.
Say hello to my little friend !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Here's Johnny !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
If you build it, he will come.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Get away from her, you bitch !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Who's on first.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Somebody stop me !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.