Movie Quotes
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Would you like to come in ?
I am your father.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
You make me want to be a better man.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Hey, lady !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I ain't so tough.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
It's good to be the king !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
These go to eleven.
As if !
Who's on first.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Snap out of it !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
We're on a mission from God.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Would you like to play a game ?
You had me at "hello".
There's no place like home.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Vegas, baby.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I am your number one fan.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Must you flirt ?
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I'm king of the world !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
You're my Lassie come home.
I don't like your manners.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
We belong dead.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
You sing-a high.
Attica ! Attica !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
There's no crying in baseball !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I want the fairy tale.
We rob banks.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.