Let's go home, Debbie.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Follow the money.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
We'll always have Paris.
I see dead people.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Here's Johnny !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
You betcha !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
As if !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
It's showtime !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
You make me want to be a better man.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
You had me at "hello".
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Somebody stop me !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Who's on first.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I'll have what she's having.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
You had me at hello.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Forget about it.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Houston, we have a problem.
The dingo took my baby !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Here's looking at you, kid.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
What hump ?
They're called boobs, Ed.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
If they move, kill ' em.
I'll be back.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Get away from her, you bitch !
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !