Movie Quotes
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Must you flirt ?
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
You complete me.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Let's go home, Debbie.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Would you like to play a game ?
Open the pod bay doors,
The dingo took my baby !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Help me ! Help me !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
May the Force be with you.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Houston, we have a problem.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Warriors, come out to play !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
You sing-a high.
I am your number one fan.
Well, nobody's perfect.
You're my Lassie come home.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Can you dig it ?
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Good morning, Vietnam !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Vegas, baby.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Would you like to come in ?
I see dead people.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Go ahead, make my day.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I ain't so tough.
These go to eleven.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
There's no place like home.
I'm king of the world !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
No wire hangers, ever !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Somebody stop me !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.