Mr. Christian !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
This is this.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Sanctuary !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
What hump ?
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Good morning, Vietnam !
They're called boobs, Ed.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
I'm going to take a bath.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
All-righty then !
This is nothing !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Attica ! Attica !
I ain't so tough.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
We're sisters under the same mink.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I think we deserve a break.
I'll be back.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Who's on first.
Rosebud.
To infinity and beyond !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
But I would be proud.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I'm an excellent driver.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Go ahead, make my day.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
You complete me.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
What a dump.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
How do I look ?
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
If they move, kill ' em.
Would you like to play a game ?
You had me at "hello".
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
These go to eleven.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Open the pod bay doors,
Follow the money.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I don't like your manners.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You betcha !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Where's the rest of me ?
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.