You know, Billy. We blew it.
I'm an excellent driver.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
There are simply too many notes.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Snap out of it !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
How do I look ?
Eddie, you're a born loser.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
They're called boobs, Ed.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Hey, lady !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I'll be back.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Bring out the gimp.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
We rob banks.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
We belong dead.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
I'm going to take a bath.
Vegas, baby.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Be the ball.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Do you like scary movies ?
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Warriors, come out to play !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
But I would be proud.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I'm king of the world !
It's good to be the king !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Help me ! Help me !
Here's looking at you, kid.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
One million dollars !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
You complete me.
You complete me.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
What a dump.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
These go to eleven.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.