I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
You had me at "hello".
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Follow the money.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Must you flirt ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
What hump ?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
It's showtime !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Would you like to play a game ?
Bring out the gimp.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
My precious.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Say hello to my little friend !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
This is this.
We belong dead.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Mr. Christian !
Vegas, baby.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Snap out of it !
Good morning, Vietnam !
You talkin to me ?
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
We rob banks.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Forget about it.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Open the pod bay doors,
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
If you build it, he will come.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Who's on first.
I know you are, but what am I ?
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
There's no crying in baseball !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
We'll always have Paris.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
As if !