Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I like to watch.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
No wire hangers, ever !
Rosebud.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
If you build it, he will come.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
As if !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I ain't so tough.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Say hello to my little friend !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Well, nobody's perfect.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
You're good, you're very good.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I think we deserve a break.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
My precious.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You sing-a high.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I don't like your manners.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
How do you live ?
Hey, Bud, lets party !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
What hump ?
I know you are, but what am I ?
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Follow the money.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
We belong dead.
Snap out of it !
Here's Johnny !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
We rob banks.