I want the fairy tale.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
You're tearing me apart !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Who's on first.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
This is this.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
You're my Lassie come home.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
You make me want to be a better man.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
What hump ?
You had me at "hello".
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I'll be back.
Sanctuary !
Here's Johnny !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
You're good, you're very good.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
They're here !
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Always do the right thing.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
How do you live ?
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
You sing-a high.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
This is nothing !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Do you like scary movies ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Vegas, baby.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I ain't so tough.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
There's no crying in baseball !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Good morning, Vietnam !
What a dump.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Be the ball.
It's good to be the king !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.