Movie Quotes
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
To infinity and beyond !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
They're called boobs, Ed.
The dingo took my baby !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I am your number one fan.
This is this.
Must you flirt ?
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
You had me at hello.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Warriors, come out to play !
Help me ! Help me !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
You sing-a high.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
May the Force be with you.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
We're on a mission from God.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I'm an excellent driver.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
We rob banks.
We'll always have Paris.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Here's looking at you, kid.
Always do the right thing.
There are simply too many notes.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Yo, Adrian !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
You're my Lassie come home.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
They're here !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
What a dump.
If they move, kill ' em.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Sanctuary !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
What hump ?
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
I don't like your manners.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.