Elementary, my dear Watson.
I'm going to take a bath.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Would you like to play a game ?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Go ahead, make my day.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
How do you live ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Who's on first.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I'll have what she's having.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
You had me at "hello".
Let's go home, Debbie.
There's no crying in baseball !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
You make me want to be a better man.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Show me the money !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Here's looking at you, kid.
We'll always have Paris.
Follow the money.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Mr. Christian !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
This is nothing !
How do I look ?
Be the ball.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I don't like your manners.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Get away from her, you bitch !
Attica ! Attica !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
No wire hangers, ever !
What hump ?
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
We're on a mission from God.
Here's Johnny !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Bring out the gimp.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !