Movie Quotes
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Would you like to come in ?
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Be the ball.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
We belong dead.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
We'll always have Paris.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
It's showtime !
I know you are, but what am I ?
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Do you like scary movies ?
They're here !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
You had me at hello.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I'll have what she's having.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
You're my Lassie come home.
Always do the right thing.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Mr. Christian !
Who's on first.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Say hello to my little friend !
You complete me.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Here's Johnny !
This is this.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
How do you live ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
There's no place like home.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I don't like your manners.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Follow the money.
I am your father.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
You complete me.
This is nothing !
Well, nobody's perfect.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Where's the rest of me ?
I am your number one fan.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Snap out of it !