Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
They're here !
Have you checked the children lately ?
How do I look ?
Rosebud.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
How do you live ?
You had me at "hello".
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Good morning, Vietnam !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
I'm king of the world !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Shut up and deal.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Bring out the gimp.
What hump ?
We belong dead.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
There's no place like home.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
If you build it, he will come.
It's showtime !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
It's good to be the king !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Can you dig it ?
Open the pod bay doors,
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
I'll have what she's having.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Non !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
If you build it, he will come.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Well, nobody's perfect.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I think we deserve a break.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Must you flirt ?
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Where's the rest of me ?
Warriors, come out to play !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Bond. James Bond.
I like to watch.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
You're tearing me apart !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
You're my Lassie come home.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.