That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I want the fairy tale.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Show me the money !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I'm going to take a bath.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Help me ! Help me !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Forget about it.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
You had me at hello.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Hey, lady !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
I see dead people.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
No wire hangers, ever !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Houston, we have a problem.
Would you like to play a game ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Here's looking at you, kid.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
All-righty then !
Where's the rest of me ?
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Shut up and deal.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
What a dump.
There's no crying in baseball !
I'm an excellent driver.
We're on a mission from God.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
They're called boobs, Ed.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
You talkin to me ?
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I like to watch.
As if !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Snap out of it !
If you build it, he will come.
I think we deserve a break.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
You had me at "hello".
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
You complete me.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
There's no place like home.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !