I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
To infinity and beyond !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
You betcha !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
But I would be proud.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I am your father.
You talkin to me ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Here's Johnny !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Bring out the gimp.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
You make me want to be a better man.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
You complete me.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
I want to be alone.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Open the pod bay doors,
Vegas, baby.
If you build it, he will come.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I'll have what she's having.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I'm going to take a bath.
It's showtime !
What hump ?
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
I don't like your manners.
Go ahead, make my day.
You had me at hello.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
This is nothing !
How do I look ?
You had me at "hello".
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I see dead people.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Must you flirt ?
We'll always have Paris.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Hey, lady !
There are simply too many notes.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.