This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
You had me at hello.
I see dead people.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
You complete me.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
But I would be proud.
We belong dead.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
I ain't so tough.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
You're tearing me apart !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
There's no crying in baseball !
We're on a mission from God.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
No wire hangers, ever !
You make me want to be a better man.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
To infinity and beyond !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
May the Force be with you.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
How do I look ?
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Well, nobody's perfect.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Vegas, baby.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
I'll be back.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Would you like to play a game ?
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Let's go home, Debbie.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
My precious.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
One million dollars !