Movie Quotes
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
You talkin to me ?
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I am your number one fan.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I see dead people.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
If they move, kill ' em.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
You complete me.
Don't dream it be it.
Houston, we have a problem.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Say hello to my little friend !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
As if !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
To infinity and beyond !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Warriors, come out to play !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Have you checked the children lately ?
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Open the pod bay doors,
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Yo, Adrian !
I'm an excellent driver.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
It's good to be the king !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I know you are, but what am I ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Let's go home, Debbie.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
How do I look ?
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Sanctuary !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
There's no crying in baseball !
Here's looking at you, kid.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Must you flirt ?
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I'll be back.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.