Movie Quotes
They're here !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
There's no crying in baseball !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Houston, we have a problem.
This is nothing !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I'll be back.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Forget about it.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
How do you live ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Shut up and deal.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Do you like scary movies ?
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
You're tearing me apart !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Get away from her, you bitch !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I want the fairy tale.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I'm king of the world !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
You betcha !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
It's showtime !
We rob banks.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You make me want to be a better man.
Follow the money.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
My precious.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I see dead people.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Open the pod bay doors,
Rosebud.
Bring out the gimp.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Always do the right thing.
You complete me.
I don't like your manners.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
If they move, kill ' em.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I ain't so tough.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
We'll always have Paris.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Hey, lady !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !