Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
These go to eleven.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
You had me at "hello".
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
You complete me.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I like to watch.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I'll be back.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Say hello to my little friend !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
You complete me.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Sanctuary !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
How do I look ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
How do you live ?
Shut up and deal.
Go ahead, make my day.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Do you like scary movies ?
If you build it, he will come.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Non !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Would you like to come in ?
Warriors, come out to play !
You sing-a high.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I am your father.