Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
It's good to be the king !
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I'll have what she's having.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
You're good, you're very good.
There's no crying in baseball !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
If you build it, he will come.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Get away from her, you bitch !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Hey, Bud, lets party !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You had me at "hello".
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
They're here !
Bond. James Bond.
You make me want to be a better man.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
As if !
Always do the right thing.
Warriors, come out to play !
I want the fairy tale.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
We'll always have Paris.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
There are simply too many notes.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Go ahead, make my day.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
You complete me.
I'm an excellent driver.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
I am your father.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.