I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Somebody stop me !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Go ahead, make my day.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Snap out of it !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
As if !
There are simply too many notes.
Open the pod bay doors,
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
You complete me.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You make me want to be a better man.
You sing-a high.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
No wire hangers, ever !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Would you like to play a game ?
Rosebud.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
There's no crying in baseball !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Vegas, baby.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
We'll always have Paris.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
There's no place like home.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Non !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Bring out the gimp.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I am your father.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
I'm king of the world !
Let's go home, Debbie.
I'm going to take a bath.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
May the Force be with you.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
They're called boobs, Ed.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
They're here !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Where's the rest of me ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Mr. Christian !
Here's looking at you, kid.