Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Would you like to play a game ?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You complete me.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Bond. James Bond.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
If you build it, he will come.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Who's on first.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
You betcha !
The dingo took my baby !
Attica ! Attica !
I think we deserve a break.
No wire hangers, ever !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Shut up and deal.
Can you dig it ?
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
As if !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Let's go home, Debbie.
To infinity and beyond !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
This is nothing !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I want to be alone.
There's no place like home.
We belong dead.
Well, nobody's perfect.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Say hello to my little friend !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
What hump ?
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Be the ball.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I am your number one fan.
I want the fairy tale.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I'm an excellent driver.
Vegas, baby.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I'll have what she's having.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
I don't like your manners.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
It's showtime !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
You complete me.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.