Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I'll have what she's having.
Would you like to come in ?
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
You complete me.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
These go to eleven.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Here's Johnny !
No wire hangers, ever !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Say hello to my little friend !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Attica ! Attica !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Sanctuary !
Snap out of it !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
But I would be proud.
I'm going to take a bath.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Let's go home, Debbie.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Yo, Adrian !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Bring out the gimp.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Non !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
All-righty then !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Shut up and deal.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You talkin to me ?
How do you live ?
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Bond. James Bond.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
There are simply too many notes.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Help me ! Help me !
We rob banks.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
To infinity and beyond !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Who's on first.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
You had me at "hello".
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
You complete me.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !