Must you flirt ?
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
There's no place like home.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Have you checked the children lately ?
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
We rob banks.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
What hump ?
Let's go home, Debbie.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Somebody stop me !
I'll be back.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
You make me want to be a better man.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Say hello to my little friend !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I like to watch.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
You talkin to me ?
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You're my Lassie come home.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
You complete me.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I see dead people.
Help me ! Help me !
We'll always have Paris.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Warriors, come out to play !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
This is this.
I want the fairy tale.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
It's good to be the king !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
We belong dead.
What a dump.
Forget about it.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Always do the right thing.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.