You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I see dead people.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I'll have what she's having.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
To infinity and beyond !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Let's go home, Debbie.
Rosebud.
There's no place like home.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
They're here !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Do you like scary movies ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
We belong dead.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Non !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
But I would be proud.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Yo, Adrian !
If you build it, he will come.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Open the pod bay doors,
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Go ahead, make my day.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I want the fairy tale.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
This is nothing !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
The dingo took my baby !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
There's no crying in baseball !
How do I look ?
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Vegas, baby.
You're tearing me apart !
What hump ?
Can you dig it ?
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I'm going to take a bath.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Here's Johnny !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Help me ! Help me !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
I don't like your manners.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.