Movie Quotes
Who's on first.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
There's no place like home.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Must you flirt ?
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Bring out the gimp.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Let's go home, Debbie.
If you build it, he will come.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
These go to eleven.
To infinity and beyond !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
We'll always have Paris.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Would you like to come in ?
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
It's showtime !
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
May the Force be with you.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
As if !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
It's good to be the king !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Attica ! Attica !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I'm an excellent driver.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
But I would be proud.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Forget about it.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Would you like to play a game ?
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Good morning, Vietnam !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
You're good, you're very good.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
This is this.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
What a dump.
If you build it, he will come.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
There's no crying in baseball !
Houston, we have a problem.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
You're my Lassie come home.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.