Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
You had me at "hello".
I ain't so tough.
You're good, you're very good.
Would you like to play a game ?
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
This is nothing !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Snap out of it !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Help me ! Help me !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
We're sisters under the same mink.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
You sing-a high.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Must you flirt ?
I'll be back.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
May the Force be with you.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I am your number one fan.
How do I look ?
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
You betcha !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
We rob banks.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
You're tearing me apart !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I am your father.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
We belong dead.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
We're on a mission from God.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Get away from her, you bitch !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Don't dream it be it.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Be the ball.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Sanctuary !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Who's on first.
I want to be alone.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
The dingo took my baby !