Movie Quotes
I ain't so tough.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I want the fairy tale.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
You sing-a high.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I am your number one fan.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
You're good, you're very good.
Bring out the gimp.
I see dead people.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
You complete me.
You talkin to me ?
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Warriors, come out to play !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Well, nobody's perfect.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I think we deserve a break.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Let's go home, Debbie.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Can you dig it ?
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
But I would be proud.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
This is nothing !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
Show me the money !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Rosebud.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
If you build it, he will come.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.