Movie Quotes
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
These go to eleven.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
I ain't so tough.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Do you like scary movies ?
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
There's no crying in baseball !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
You talkin to me ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Can you dig it ?
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Open the pod bay doors,
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Houston, we have a problem.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
You sing-a high.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
You're tearing me apart !
I like to watch.
I want to be alone.
Who's on first.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I don't like your manners.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Show me the money !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
This is this.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Shut up and deal.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I know you are, but what am I ?
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Hey, lady !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Get away from her, you bitch !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Forget about it.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
But I would be proud.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.