And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
They're called boobs, Ed.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I ain't so tough.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Houston, we have a problem.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I'll have what she's having.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Follow the money.
Always do the right thing.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I'm an excellent driver.
This is this.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
The dingo took my baby !
I think we deserve a break.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
What hump ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
If you build it, he will come.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
These go to eleven.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
You're my Lassie come home.
Help me ! Help me !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
You sing-a high.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
It's good to be the king !
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Hey, lady !
Non !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I am your number one fan.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Here's Johnny !
You complete me.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I see dead people.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I want to be alone.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
There's no crying in baseball !
Bond. James Bond.
Show me the money !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.