Movie Quotes
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I want to be alone.
You had me at hello.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
It's good to be the king !
You complete me.
You complete me.
We're sisters under the same mink.
How do I look ?
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Bring out the gimp.
I know you are, but what am I ?
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Say hello to my little friend !
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Do you like scary movies ?
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Vegas, baby.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Attica ! Attica !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
You're my Lassie come home.
Open the pod bay doors,
Good morning, Vietnam !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Here's Johnny !
You had me at "hello".
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I'll be back.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Would you like to play a game ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
If you build it, he will come.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Who's on first.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Somebody stop me !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
This is nothing !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.