This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
How do you live ?
You had me at hello.
To infinity and beyond !
Follow the money.
What hump ?
Well, nobody's perfect.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Rosebud.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
You betcha !
It's showtime !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I'm king of the world !
I am your father.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
If you build it, he will come.
May the Force be with you.
My precious.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
There's no place like home.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Somebody stop me !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
You sing-a high.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Mr. Christian !
But I would be proud.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
You had me at "hello".
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
What a dump.
Shut up and deal.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
You complete me.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
They're called boobs, Ed.
How do I look ?
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Houston, we have a problem.
Hey, lady !
I want to be alone.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Do you like scary movies ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Open the pod bay doors,
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
You complete me.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.