I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
You had me at hello.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Say hello to my little friend !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
You complete me.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Where's the rest of me ?
I like to watch.
Non !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Go ahead, make my day.
I think we deserve a break.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
All-righty then !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
You complete me.
There's no place like home.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I am your father.
Get away from her, you bitch !
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
You're good, you're very good.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
How do you live ?
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
You're my Lassie come home.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
You had me at "hello".
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
To infinity and beyond !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
You make me want to be a better man.
Shut up and deal.
But I would be proud.
I ain't so tough.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Vegas, baby.
Good morning, Vietnam !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Can you dig it ?
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I'm an excellent driver.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
We'll always have Paris.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
My precious.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Let's go home, Debbie.