You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
You had me at "hello".
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Have you checked the children lately ?
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
If they move, kill ' em.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Follow the money.
It's showtime !
Would you like to play a game ?
Would you like to come in ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
How do you live ?
Yo, Adrian !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You make me want to be a better man.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
One million dollars !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I'll have what she's having.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
As if !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I want to be alone.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Don't dream it be it.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Here's looking at you, kid.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
There are simply too many notes.
Here's Johnny !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
You complete me.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I'll be back.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.