Movie Quotes
Say hello to my little friend !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Be the ball.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
It's good to be the king !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Would you like to play a game ?
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I want the fairy tale.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
You talkin to me ?
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Help me ! Help me !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
If you build it, he will come.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
One million dollars !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Hey, lady !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
But I would be proud.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
There's no crying in baseball !
Yo, Adrian !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Somebody stop me !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I think we deserve a break.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
You make me want to be a better man.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I'm an excellent driver.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Sanctuary !
We're sisters under the same mink.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Okay, but I get to be on top.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
No wire hangers, ever !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You complete me.
Open the pod bay doors,
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
If you build it, he will come.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Mr. Christian !
Warriors, come out to play !
I'll have what she's having.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Hoke, you're my best friend.