Movie Quotes
Somebody stop me !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Be the ball.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
No wire hangers, ever !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
If they move, kill ' em.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I want to be alone.
You're my Lassie come home.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Snap out of it !
You complete me.
I am your father.
You make me want to be a better man.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I am your number one fan.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Houston, we have a problem.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
This is nothing !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Mac, you ever been in love ?
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
The dingo took my baby !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Shut up and deal.
As if !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
If you build it, he will come.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Get away from her, you bitch !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I see dead people.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
You talkin to me ?
Good morning, Vietnam !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Well, nobody's perfect.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Follow the money.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Can you dig it ?
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Bond. James Bond.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !