Movie Quotes
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
There's no place like home.
Bring out the gimp.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I think we deserve a break.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Mr. Christian !
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Snap out of it !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Attica ! Attica !
You complete me.
It's showtime !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
We'll always have Paris.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
They're here !
Warriors, come out to play !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
You complete me.
I want to be alone.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
I am your father.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
They're called boobs, Ed.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Non !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
All-righty then !
Who's on first.
How do I look ?
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I am your number one fan.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I'll be back.
Always do the right thing.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Houston, we have a problem.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
You betcha !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I'm going to take a bath.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Would you like to play a game ?
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
I'll have what she's having.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
You had me at hello.
You talkin to me ?
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
We rob banks.