But I would be proud.
Hey, lady !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
All-righty then !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Follow the money.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Always do the right thing.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
If they move, kill ' em.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
It's good to be the king !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
You complete me.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Who's on first.
Bond. James Bond.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
This is nothing !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
You're my Lassie come home.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
You betcha !
You had me at hello.
As if !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Would you like to play a game ?
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Show me the money !
You talkin to me ?
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
I ain't so tough.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
You're good, you're very good.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I'm an excellent driver.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I like to watch.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
There's no place like home.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
My precious.
You make me want to be a better man.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.