Bond. James Bond.
No wire hangers, ever !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I know you are, but what am I ?
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Do you like scary movies ?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Be the ball.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Follow the money.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
We'll always have Paris.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Somebody stop me !
It's good to be the king !
I want the fairy tale.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
I like to watch.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Warriors, come out to play !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Help me ! Help me !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I'll have what she's having.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I'm going to take a bath.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
If you build it, he will come.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I'm an excellent driver.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Must you flirt ?
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
But I would be proud.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I ain't so tough.
You're my Lassie come home.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Open the pod bay doors,
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Show me the money !
There's no crying in baseball !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.