Hey, lady !
May the Force be with you.
You complete me.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
All-righty then !
I like to watch.
I'll have what she's having.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
You had me at "hello".
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
We're sisters under the same mink.
It's good to be the king !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Say hello to my little friend !
I'm going to take a bath.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You complete me.
You had me at hello.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Shut up and deal.
You talkin to me ?
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Who's on first.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Follow the money.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
What a dump.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I am your father.
They're here !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
To infinity and beyond !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Good morning, Vietnam !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Forget about it.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
There's no place like home.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Don't dream it be it.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Do you like scary movies ?
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Snap out of it !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Vegas, baby.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I am your number one fan.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Can you dig it ?
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?