Movie Quotes
I know you are, but what am I ?
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Get away from her, you bitch !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Help me ! Help me !
I see dead people.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
You're my Lassie come home.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Say hello to my little friend !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Bring out the gimp.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
You talkin to me ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
To infinity and beyond !
Vegas, baby.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I want the fairy tale.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Forget about it.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
We'll always have Paris.
This is this.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
If you build it, he will come.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Sanctuary !
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
But I would be proud.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I'm king of the world !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Houston, we have a problem.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
There's no crying in baseball !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Snap out of it !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
No wire hangers, ever !
These go to eleven.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Yo, Adrian !