The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
The dingo took my baby !
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
We belong dead.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Here's Johnny !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I'll have what she's having.
Follow the money.
Go ahead, make my day.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Can you dig it ?
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Who's on first.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
How do I look ?
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Would you like to play a game ?
Don't dream it be it.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
You betcha !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Show me the money !
I am your number one fan.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
You're good, you're very good.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
I see dead people.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
All-righty then !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
May the Force be with you.
This is this.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
We rob banks.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
One million dollars !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.