Movie Quotes
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I think we deserve a break.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Forget about it.
Be the ball.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
Well, nobody's perfect.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Don't dream it be it.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
We rob banks.
I am your father.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Do you like scary movies ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
You're tearing me apart !
We'll always have Paris.
Would you like to play a game ?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Show me the money !
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Must you flirt ?
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
I'm going to take a bath.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
May the Force be with you.
They're called boobs, Ed.
We're on a mission from God.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Follow the money.
One million dollars !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I'm king of the world !
Go ahead, make my day.
What a dump.
The dingo took my baby !
I ain't so tough.
Good morning, Vietnam !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Bond. James Bond.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
To infinity and beyond !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
What hump ?
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.