Movie Quotes
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
The dingo took my baby !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
You're good, you're very good.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
You make me want to be a better man.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Snap out of it !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Here's Johnny !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Somebody stop me !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Hey, lady !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
We belong dead.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Who's on first.
One million dollars !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Houston, we have a problem.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
You had me at "hello".
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
I'm going to take a bath.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Help me ! Help me !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Would you like to play a game ?
Do you like scary movies ?
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I like to watch.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I'll have what she's having.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
This is this.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
This is nothing !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
How do you live ?
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Where's the rest of me ?
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Sanctuary !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
They're here !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
I'll be back.
Mr. Christian !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
As if !
My precious.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
We rob banks.