Movie Quotes
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
What hump ?
I think we deserve a break.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
The dingo took my baby !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
We belong dead.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
You betcha !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Do you like scary movies ?
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
If they move, kill ' em.
If you build it, he will come.
Shut up and deal.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
You're my Lassie come home.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Vegas, baby.
Rosebud.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
My precious.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
There are simply too many notes.
This is nothing !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
To infinity and beyond !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
How do you live ?
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
We rob banks.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Attica ! Attica !
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
You make me want to be a better man.
You had me at hello.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Go ahead, make my day.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Help me ! Help me !
You complete me.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Who's on first.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !