This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
You had me at "hello".
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Would you like to play a game ?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Do you like scary movies ?
Non !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Warriors, come out to play !
They're here !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
We'll always have Paris.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I don't like your manners.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
You complete me.
What a dump.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
If you build it, he will come.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Hey, lady !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Where's the rest of me ?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
You betcha !
I know you are, but what am I ?
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Hoke, you're my best friend.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I ain't so tough.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
It's good to be the king !
These go to eleven.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
What hump ?
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
I like to watch.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.