I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Show me the money !
Forget about it.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Go ahead, make my day.
We're sisters under the same mink.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Do you like scary movies ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
What hump ?
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Sanctuary !
Good morning, Vietnam !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Would you like to come in ?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
To infinity and beyond !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
How do you live ?
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Be the ball.
If you build it, he will come.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Help me ! Help me !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Open the pod bay doors,
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Can you dig it ?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
We'll always have Paris.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Yo, Adrian !
But I would be proud.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Say hello to my little friend !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
You complete me.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Follow the money.
I want to be alone.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Who's on first.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
This is this.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Rosebud.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Let's go home, Debbie.
There's no crying in baseball !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.