Excuse me while I whip this out.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Do you like scary movies ?
I'm going to take a bath.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
What a dump.
Don't dream it be it.
How do I look ?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Warriors, come out to play !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Here's Johnny !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I'll be back.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Somebody stop me !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
But I would be proud.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Always do the right thing.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
You're good, you're very good.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Houston, we have a problem.
To infinity and beyond !
Would you like to play a game ?
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Follow the money.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
You're my Lassie come home.
I am your number one fan.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Vegas, baby.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
I think we deserve a break.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Mr. Christian !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
There are simply too many notes.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Forget about it.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Well, nobody's perfect.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
These go to eleven.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Show me the money !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
We all go a little mad sometimes.