I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
You complete me.
Sanctuary !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Who's on first.
I see dead people.
You're good, you're very good.
Good morning, Vietnam !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Do you like scary movies ?
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
We're on a mission from God.
You sing-a high.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
You betcha !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Yo, Adrian !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
It's good to be the king !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Don't dream it be it.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Where's the rest of me ?
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
They're here !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
These go to eleven.
I ain't so tough.
All-righty then !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
As if !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Attica ! Attica !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Somebody stop me !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
This is this.