Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Shut up and deal.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Forget about it.
Here's Johnny !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I'm an excellent driver.
Help me ! Help me !
Who's on first.
Would you like to come in ?
There are simply too many notes.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
You're my Lassie come home.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Attica ! Attica !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Where's the rest of me ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
There's no place like home.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
You're tearing me apart !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
What a dump.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Non !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
We'll always have Paris.
This is this.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Somebody stop me !
We're on a mission from God.
Houston, we have a problem.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
I'll have what she's having.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
No wire hangers, ever !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
May the Force be with you.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
To infinity and beyond !
You had me at "hello".
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.