You make me want to be a better man.
Be the ball.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I want to be alone.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
You complete me.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Would you like to come in ?
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Must you flirt ?
You talkin to me ?
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I ain't so tough.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
They're called boobs, Ed.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Shut up and deal.
What a dump.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Snap out of it !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You had me at hello.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Somebody stop me !
The dingo took my baby !
One million dollars !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Can you dig it ?
What hump ?
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I see dead people.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Go ahead, make my day.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
These go to eleven.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
We're on a mission from God.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I want the fairy tale.
This is this.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
It's showtime !
There's no crying in baseball !
Attica ! Attica !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.