Movie Quotes
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Open the pod bay doors,
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Sanctuary !
Shut up and deal.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Non !
Mr. Christian !
All-righty then !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Do you like scary movies ?
This is this.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I think we deserve a break.
They're here !
Well, nobody's perfect.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
I am your father.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
There's no place like home.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
You had me at "hello".
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
But I would be proud.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Somebody stop me !
I'll be back.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I want to be alone.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Vegas, baby.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
One million dollars !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Yo, Adrian !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
We belong dead.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
You sing-a high.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I'm going to take a bath.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
To infinity and beyond !
You complete me.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Be the ball.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?