Houston, we have a problem.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
It's good to be the king !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You complete me.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I am your father.
How do you live ?
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
No wire hangers, ever !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
What hump ?
Go ahead, make my day.
I want to be alone.
This is this.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Vegas, baby.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
One million dollars !
Here's looking at you, kid.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Don't dream it be it.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
You talkin to me ?
As if !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I ain't so tough.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Sanctuary !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
I like to watch.
Can you dig it ?
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Open the pod bay doors,
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
The dingo took my baby !
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Shut up and deal.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
You complete me.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I am your number one fan.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
If you build it, he will come.
Non !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Bring out the gimp.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Hey, lady !
Get away from her, you bitch !