Bring out the gimp.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
If you build it, he will come.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Rosebud.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Here's Johnny !
There are simply too many notes.
It's good to be the king !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
We rob banks.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I'll have what she's having.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Attica ! Attica !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
These go to eleven.
You complete me.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Shut up and deal.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Good morning, Vietnam !
We're on a mission from God.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Always do the right thing.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Non !
They're here !
Open the pod bay doors,
I'll be back.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
My precious.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I see dead people.
If they move, kill ' em.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
I want the fairy tale.
This is nothing !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
One million dollars !
How do I look ?
Here's looking at you, kid.
I like to watch.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
This is this.
I am your number one fan.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Well, nobody's perfect.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
To infinity and beyond !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I'm going to take a bath.
Vegas, baby.