I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
If you build it, he will come.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Would you like to play a game ?
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Show me the money !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
One million dollars !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Sanctuary !
I am your father.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I want to be alone.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
All-righty then !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
There are simply too many notes.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
How do I look ?
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I see dead people.
No wire hangers, ever !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
What hump ?
Non !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
You complete me.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
If you build it, he will come.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Somebody stop me !
These go to eleven.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I'm going to take a bath.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
What a dump.
I'll be back.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Bond. James Bond.
This is this.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Mr. Christian !
You betcha !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
You complete me.
We're on a mission from God.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Where's the rest of me ?
I like to watch.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I ain't so tough.