Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Houston, we have a problem.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
We'll always have Paris.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
You betcha !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Somebody stop me !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I am your number one fan.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Well, nobody's perfect.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
You complete me.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Show me the money !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
The dingo took my baby !
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Can you dig it ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Go ahead, make my day.
Help me ! Help me !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
No wire hangers, ever !
All-righty then !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Excuse me while I whip this out.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
I ain't so tough.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Get away from her, you bitch !
You're tearing me apart !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Say hello to my little friend !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I want to be alone.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I don't like your manners.
Here's looking at you, kid.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !