Movie Quotes
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
There are simply too many notes.
Warriors, come out to play !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Snap out of it !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Have you checked the children lately ?
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
But I would be proud.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
This is this.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Would you like to come in ?
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Bring out the gimp.
They're called boobs, Ed.
It's showtime !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Yo, Adrian !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
What hump ?
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
No wire hangers, ever !
These go to eleven.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
We're on a mission from God.
Shut up and deal.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Let's go home, Debbie.
All-righty then !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
If you build it, he will come.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You complete me.
I'm an excellent driver.
You're good, you're very good.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
There's no place like home.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Where's the rest of me ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Must you flirt ?
Non !
Do you like scary movies ?