I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
This is this.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You're good, you're very good.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
You make me want to be a better man.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I want to be alone.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
You had me at hello.
One million dollars !
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Who's on first.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
It's good to be the king !
Good morning, Vietnam !
Forget about it.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Would you like to come in ?
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
How do I look ?
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Sanctuary !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Open the pod bay doors,
If they move, kill ' em.
I think we deserve a break.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
You had me at "hello".
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
But I would be proud.
We're on a mission from God.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Get away from her, you bitch !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Non !
The dingo took my baby !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Vegas, baby.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
All-righty then !
As if !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Must you flirt ?
Bond. James Bond.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !