There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Non !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Do you like scary movies ?
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Hey, lady !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Must you flirt ?
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
What a dump.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
If you build it, he will come.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Can you dig it ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
What hump ?
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Here's Johnny !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
You make me want to be a better man.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Say hello to my little friend !
I'll have what she's having.
Well, nobody's perfect.
We'll always have Paris.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I am your father.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
You're good, you're very good.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Rosebud.
You had me at "hello".
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
I'll be back.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Who's on first.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
I'm an excellent driver.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
If you build it, he will come.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Houston, we have a problem.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.