You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
How do I look ?
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I see dead people.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I'm an excellent driver.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
You complete me.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
As if !
I'm going to take a bath.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
They're here !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I'm king of the world !
Sanctuary !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Would you like to play a game ?
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
They're called boobs, Ed.
We're on a mission from God.
Do you like scary movies ?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Would you like to come in ?
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Have you checked the children lately ?
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
If you build it, he will come.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Must you flirt ?
It's showtime !
What a dump.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
I don't like your manners.
If they move, kill ' em.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Be the ball.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
We belong dead.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Who's on first.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Yo, Adrian !
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
You sing-a high.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Here's Johnny !
I'll be back.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
There's no place like home.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.