Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
They're here !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Snap out of it !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I am your father.
There's no place like home.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
You had me at "hello".
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
To infinity and beyond !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Show me the money !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
We'll always have Paris.
You betcha !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
You complete me.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Warriors, come out to play !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Bond. James Bond.
Can you dig it ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
We're on a mission from God.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Would you like to come in ?
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
I ain't so tough.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Yo, Adrian !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I like to watch.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Be the ball.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
They're called boobs, Ed.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
What hump ?
I'm going to take a bath.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
We're sisters under the same mink.