I want the fairy tale.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I ain't so tough.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Where's the rest of me ?
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
To infinity and beyond !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
There's no crying in baseball !
If they move, kill ' em.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Warriors, come out to play !
Rosebud.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
You're tearing me apart !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I'm king of the world !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Attica ! Attica !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
How do I look ?
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I'm an excellent driver.
Bring out the gimp.
We're on a mission from God.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I'll be back.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
How do you live ?
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
These go to eleven.
I want to be alone.
I'll have what she's having.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Go ahead, make my day.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Do you like scary movies ?
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Bond. James Bond.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
It's good to be the king !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Yo, Adrian !
Follow the money.