Movie Quotes
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
As if !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Shut up and deal.
Who's on first.
Do you like scary movies ?
How do I look ?
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
If you wanna call me that, smile.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I'll be back.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
I think we deserve a break.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
They're called boobs, Ed.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Yo, Adrian !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Attica ! Attica !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Snap out of it !
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Bring out the gimp.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
You're good, you're very good.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
We'll always have Paris.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Hey, lady !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Always do the right thing.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Follow the money.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Would you like to come in ?
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Here's Johnny !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I want the fairy tale.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.