Movie Quotes
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
It's showtime !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
We're sisters under the same mink.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
One million dollars !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
All-righty then !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Bond. James Bond.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
How do you live ?
Hey, lady !
These go to eleven.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
I'll be back.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Where's the rest of me ?
I'm an excellent driver.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Must you flirt ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
You're good, you're very good.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
You had me at "hello".
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Houston, we have a problem.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Shut up and deal.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
But I would be proud.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
What a dump.
You're my Lassie come home.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
You betcha !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
We rob banks.
As if !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I'm going to take a bath.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
I don't like your manners.
Who's on first.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Mr. Christian !
You complete me.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
You sing-a high.
They're called boobs, Ed.
We belong dead.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.