You make me want to be a better man.
They're called boobs, Ed.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
You talkin to me ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Non !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
You had me at "hello".
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
There's no crying in baseball !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
We'll always have Paris.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Well, nobody's perfect.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Do you like scary movies ?
Follow the money.
My precious.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Hasta la vista, baby. :
One million dollars !
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Go ahead, make my day.
This is nothing !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
I am your father.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
How do you live ?
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Snap out of it !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
I'm king of the world !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I see dead people.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Show me the money !
I know you are, but what am I ?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
If you build it, he will come.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Hey, lady !
We're on a mission from God.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
You're my Lassie come home.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
It's good to be the king !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!