I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
It's good to be the king !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Forget about it.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Bring out the gimp.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Non !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
They're here !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
If you build it, he will come.
I think we deserve a break.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Would you like to come in ?
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
But I would be proud.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I want to be alone.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
You complete me.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
These go to eleven.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
You had me at hello.
If you build it, he will come.
Mr. Christian !
Yo, Adrian !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Hey, lady !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
There's no place like home.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Help me ! Help me !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Open the pod bay doors,
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Who's on first.
My precious.
Get away from her, you bitch !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.