I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I see dead people.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Hey, lady !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Let's go home, Debbie.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Sanctuary !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Who's on first.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Be the ball.
Here's looking at you, kid.
I don't like your manners.
Would you like to come in ?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Shut up and deal.
I ain't so tough.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Bring out the gimp.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
What a dump.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Would you like to play a game ?
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
You betcha !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
There are simply too many notes.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
May the Force be with you.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Go ahead, make my day.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Follow the money.
Don't dream it be it.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
The dingo took my baby !
I am your number one fan.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
You complete me.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Help me ! Help me !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Vegas, baby.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Bond. James Bond.
This is nothing !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.