I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I don't like your manners.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
We belong dead.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Somebody stop me !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Where's the rest of me ?
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
It's showtime !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
There are simply too many notes.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
You talkin to me ?
As if !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Who's on first.
Non !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Houston, we have a problem.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
It's good to be the king !
There's no crying in baseball !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Do you like scary movies ?
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
I want the fairy tale.
We'll always have Paris.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
There's no place like home.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Warriors, come out to play !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Would you like to come in ?
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Would you like to play a game ?
What hump ?
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.