I want the fairy tale.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
There's no place like home.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I don't like your manners.
This is nothing !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
One million dollars !
Get away from her, you bitch !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Shut up and deal.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Say hello to my little friend !
No wire hangers, ever !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I ain't so tough.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
These go to eleven.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
If they move, kill ' em.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
You talkin to me ?
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Mr. Christian !
They're called boobs, Ed.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
How do you live ?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
How do I look ?
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
The dingo took my baby !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Bond. James Bond.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
I'll have what she's having.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
We're sisters under the same mink.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
We belong dead.
You make me want to be a better man.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You complete me.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Forget about it.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
You had me at hello.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.