But I would be proud.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Follow the money.
Warriors, come out to play !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
To infinity and beyond !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
All-righty then !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
This is nothing !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Sanctuary !
I'm king of the world !
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Somebody stop me !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I'm an excellent driver.
Vegas, baby.
You're good, you're very good.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
My precious.
This is this.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I am your number one fan.
Bring out the gimp.
You had me at hello.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I want to be alone.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Hey, lady !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I know you are, but what am I ?
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Always do the right thing.
The dingo took my baby !
Do you like scary movies ?
I'll be back.
They're called boobs, Ed.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
I like to watch.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Where's the rest of me ?
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.