Movie Quotes
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Where's the rest of me ?
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
You're good, you're very good.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Forget about it.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
My precious.
I like to watch.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Good morning, Vietnam !
You're my Lassie come home.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Would you like to come in ?
They're called boobs, Ed.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
What hump ?
If you build it, he will come.
We're sisters under the same mink.
How do you live ?
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Must you flirt ?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Go ahead, make my day.
We're on a mission from God.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
As if !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
I know you are, but what am I ?
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
The dingo took my baby !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Always do the right thing.
You talkin to me ?
I am your father.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
You complete me.
We'll always have Paris.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Don't dream it be it.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
One million dollars !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
You had me at "hello".
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Open the pod bay doors,
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Attica ! Attica !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
You make me want to be a better man.