Movie Quotes
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
All-righty then !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I'm king of the world !
Open the pod bay doors,
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Must you flirt ?
The dingo took my baby !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Follow the money.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
They're here !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Hey, lady !
Here's looking at you, kid.
Bring out the gimp.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
You had me at hello.
You sing-a high.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I want the fairy tale.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Say hello to my little friend !
You're good, you're very good.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
There's no crying in baseball !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Where's the rest of me ?
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Have you checked the children lately ?
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
You're tearing me apart !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Non !
How do I look ?
I don't like your manners.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
I am your number one fan.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
We belong dead.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Vegas, baby.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
There's no place like home.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
These go to eleven.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
No wire hangers, ever !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Houston, we have a problem.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.