I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I'll be back.
I am your father.
You're my Lassie come home.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Let's go home, Debbie.
To infinity and beyond !
If you build it, he will come.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Help me ! Help me !
We belong dead.
Must you flirt ?
Hasta la vista, baby. :
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Snap out of it !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Bring out the gimp.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
These go to eleven.
Show me the money !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Good morning, Vietnam !
We're sisters under the same mink.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Where's the rest of me ?
I like to watch.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Mr. Christian !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Who's on first.
Would you like to play a game ?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
There's no crying in baseball !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Here's Johnny !
Have you checked the children lately ?
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
I think we deserve a break.
It's good to be the king !
There's no place like home.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
We'll always have Paris.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
They're here !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
If they move, kill ' em.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
All-righty then !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.