Movie Quotes
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
You had me at "hello".
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I am your number one fan.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
You complete me.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Snap out of it !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
You complete me.
All-righty then !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
They're called boobs, Ed.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I'll be back.
One million dollars !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
It's showtime !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I want the fairy tale.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Don't dream it be it.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
There's no place like home.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Follow the money.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
You betcha !
It's good to be the king !
What a dump.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Open the pod bay doors,
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Mr. Christian !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Can you dig it ?
Hey, lady !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.