I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
You had me at "hello".
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I know you are, but what am I ?
I ain't so tough.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I'm king of the world !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You betcha !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
We belong dead.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
There's no place like home.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Non !
How do you live ?
Where's the rest of me ?
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I want the fairy tale.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
You sing-a high.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
This is nothing !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Hey, lady !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
There are simply too many notes.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
You complete me.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Say hello to my little friend !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Bring out the gimp.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
The dingo took my baby !
Houston, we have a problem.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
You're tearing me apart !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
But I would be proud.
Warriors, come out to play !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I am your father.
Go ahead, make my day.
We'll always have Paris.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Snap out of it !