Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Well, nobody's perfect.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Always do the right thing.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
There's no place like home.
I don't like your manners.
I'll be back.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
You had me at "hello".
What a dump.
I want the fairy tale.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Can you dig it ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
They're called boobs, Ed.
You had me at hello.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
If they move, kill ' em.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Hey, lady !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
You complete me.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
You're tearing me apart !
How do I look ?
Open the pod bay doors,
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Who's on first.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Somebody stop me !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
If you build it, he will come.
May the Force be with you.
You're good, you're very good.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
I'll have what she's having.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
What hump ?
Bond. James Bond.