Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
I am your number one fan.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Follow the money.
You sing-a high.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Yo, Adrian !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
To infinity and beyond !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Houston, we have a problem.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Would you like to play a game ?
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
This is nothing !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Open the pod bay doors,
There's no crying in baseball !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Mr. Christian !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Attica ! Attica !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
What a dump.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Stop makin noises like a husband.
It's good to be the king !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I ain't so tough.
Warriors, come out to play !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Be the ball.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
They're called boobs, Ed.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
One million dollars !
You had me at "hello".
You betcha !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
The stuff that dreams are made of.