Movie Quotes
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Can you dig it ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
We're on a mission from God.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Follow the money.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Where's the rest of me ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
I ain't so tough.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I am your number one fan.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Vegas, baby.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I'm an excellent driver.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
We'll always have Paris.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Have you checked the children lately ?
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I want to be alone.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
How do I look ?
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I'm king of the world !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
These go to eleven.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
You had me at hello.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
You sing-a high.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Attica ! Attica !
I'm going to take a bath.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.