I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Shut up and deal.
Do you like scary movies ?
These go to eleven.
Help me ! Help me !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Yo, Adrian !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
They're here !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Where's the rest of me ?
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Rosebud.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
You had me at "hello".
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Somebody stop me !
It's good to be the king !
You make me want to be a better man.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
We're on a mission from God.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
There's no crying in baseball !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
I think we deserve a break.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
We belong dead.
We'll always have Paris.
Vegas, baby.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Who's on first.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I'm king of the world !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
No wire hangers, ever !
May the Force be with you.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
You're my Lassie come home.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Well, nobody's perfect.
I want the fairy tale.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Warriors, come out to play !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
If you build it, he will come.
I am your number one fan.
You betcha !
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
All-righty then !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Go ahead, make my day.
I'm an excellent driver.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
You talkin to me ?
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
You sing-a high.
To infinity and beyond !