Movie Quotes
I'm going to take a bath.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Good morning, Vietnam !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Bring out the gimp.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
You betcha !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I'll have what she's having.
Somebody stop me !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I'm king of the world !
One million dollars !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Say hello to my little friend !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
These go to eleven.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Would you like to come in ?
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
You sing-a high.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I think we deserve a break.
We rob banks.
Have you checked the children lately ?
We belong dead.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I like to watch.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Do you like scary movies ?
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
You're my Lassie come home.
How do you live ?
My precious.
I want to be alone.
They're here !
I'll be back.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Attica ! Attica !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Always do the right thing.
There's no crying in baseball !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You're tearing me apart !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Yo, Adrian !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I don't like your manners.
I am your father.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Must you flirt ?
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
We'll always have Paris.
Warriors, come out to play !
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.