I am your father.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
You had me at hello.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
You sing-a high.
Forget about it.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I'll have what she's having.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I see dead people.
I'll be back.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
There's no crying in baseball !
My precious.
Houston, we have a problem.
Mr. Christian !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
You're my Lassie come home.
As if !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Show me the money !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
No wire hangers, ever !
If they move, kill ' em.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Shut up and deal.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
What hump ?
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Open the pod bay doors,
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Here's looking at you, kid.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I like to watch.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Hey, lady !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
You make me want to be a better man.
Go ahead, make my day.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Always do the right thing.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Must you flirt ?
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
I think we deserve a break.
There's no place like home.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
They're called boobs, Ed.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
If you build it, he will come.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Who's on first.