Movie Quotes
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
You complete me.
All-righty then !
I'll have what she's having.
You're good, you're very good.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
What a dump.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
They're here !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
I think we deserve a break.
Sanctuary !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Warriors, come out to play !
If you build it, he will come.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
No wire hangers, ever !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I ain't so tough.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
As if !
It's showtime !
Let's go home, Debbie.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Houston, we have a problem.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
My precious.
Who's on first.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
You make me want to be a better man.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Be the ball.
I am your father.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
But I would be proud.
Somebody stop me !
Can you dig it ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
We belong dead.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
We rob banks.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Always do the right thing.
I'm an excellent driver.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
We're on a mission from God.
I don't like your manners.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
There are simply too many notes.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Here's looking at you, kid.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Yo, Adrian !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.