Movie Quotes
Who's on first.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
To infinity and beyond !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
I like to watch.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
We belong dead.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
All-righty then !
These go to eleven.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
This is nothing !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
You make me want to be a better man.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Open the pod bay doors,
One million dollars !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Bring out the gimp.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
There's no crying in baseball !
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Would you like to play a game ?
No wire hangers, ever !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
You sing-a high.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Do you like scary movies ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Rosebud.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
You're good, you're very good.
It's good to be the king !
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
We rob banks.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
I want to be alone.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?