Movie Quotes
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
I'm going to take a bath.
You're good, you're very good.
This is this.
The dingo took my baby !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Always do the right thing.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
One million dollars !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
How do you live ?
How do I look ?
Who's on first.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Open the pod bay doors,
I ain't so tough.
Must you flirt ?
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Do you like scary movies ?
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
You complete me.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
You're my Lassie come home.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
May the Force be with you.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Here's Johnny !
Show me the money !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
It's showtime !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
We rob banks.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Go ahead, make my day.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Be the ball.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Rosebud.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I'm an excellent driver.
What a dump.
Vegas, baby.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
There's no crying in baseball !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Mr. Christian !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I'll have what she's having.