Always do the right thing.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I am your father.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I'm king of the world !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
You betcha !
This is this.
Rosebud.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Would you like to play a game ?
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Good morning, Vietnam !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
If you build it, he will come.
We're on a mission from God.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I'm an excellent driver.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You make me want to be a better man.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
What a dump.
Sanctuary !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Attica ! Attica !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
You had me at "hello".
I'm going to take a bath.
If they move, kill ' em.
There's no crying in baseball !
We're sisters under the same mink.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Help me ! Help me !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Would you like to come in ?
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Warriors, come out to play !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Non !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Go ahead, make my day.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Snap out of it !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.