Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
My precious.
I'll have what she's having.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Here's Johnny !
Always do the right thing.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
There's no crying in baseball !
How do I look ?
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
You're tearing me apart !
What hump ?
May the Force be with you.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
These go to eleven.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Who's on first.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Follow the money.
But I would be proud.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Hey, lady !
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Bond. James Bond.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
We'll always have Paris.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
No wire hangers, ever !
I like to watch.
As if !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Sanctuary !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
You had me at hello.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !