Movie Quotes
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
You sing-a high.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You're good, you're very good.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Vegas, baby.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Have you checked the children lately ?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I ain't so tough.
You complete me.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Warriors, come out to play !
You betcha !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Good morning, Vietnam !
You're tearing me apart !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
How do you live ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
We're sisters under the same mink.
I want to be alone.
It's good to be the king !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Would you like to play a game ?
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I'll be back.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I see dead people.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
We're on a mission from God.
I am your number one fan.
Must you flirt ?
You make me want to be a better man.
Shut up and deal.
Snap out of it !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
If they move, kill ' em.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
There's no place like home.
I know you are, but what am I ?
What hump ?
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
These go to eleven.