Movie Quotes
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Show me the money !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
If you build it, he will come.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Vegas, baby.
I'll be back.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
There's no crying in baseball !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
What a dump.
I'll have what she's having.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You're my Lassie come home.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Would you like to play a game ?
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I won't be ignored, Dan !
We're on a mission from God.
I'm an excellent driver.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
How do I look ?
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I ain't so tough.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Go ahead, make my day.
You make me want to be a better man.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
If they move, kill ' em.
Be the ball.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Houston, we have a problem.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
These go to eleven.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Sanctuary !
You betcha !
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Help me ! Help me !