Movie Quotes
I am your father.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Sanctuary !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Would you like to come in ?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
This is nothing !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I see dead people.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
You're good, you're very good.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
One million dollars !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Mr. Christian !
What a dump.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Help me ! Help me !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Say hello to my little friend !
You're my Lassie come home.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
These go to eleven.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Follow the money.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
This is this.
Bond. James Bond.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
I know you are, but what am I ?
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Snap out of it !
No wire hangers, ever !
We're sisters under the same mink.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
What hump ?
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I am your number one fan.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
As if !
Where's the rest of me ?
Must you flirt ?
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I'm going to take a bath.
You had me at "hello".
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Somebody stop me !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I won't be ignored, Dan !