A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
You complete me.
I see dead people.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
How do I look ?
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Vegas, baby.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Somebody stop me !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
But I would be proud.
Hey, lady !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Must you flirt ?
I'm going to take a bath.
Would you like to play a game ?
They're here !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Here's looking at you, kid.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Bring out the gimp.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
I'll be back.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Be the ball.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I like to watch.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
I'm an excellent driver.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
To infinity and beyond !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Open the pod bay doors,
Go ahead, make my day.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Don't dream it be it.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Can you dig it ?
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?