I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
You're my Lassie come home.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Help me ! Help me !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
They call me Mister Tibbs !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
How do I look ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Bring out the gimp.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
I want to be alone.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
They're called boobs, Ed.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
May the Force be with you.
Would you like to play a game ?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Follow the money.
Hey, lady !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Warriors, come out to play !
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Where's the rest of me ?
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Go ahead, make my day.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
What a dump.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Get away from her, you bitch !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Who's on first.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I know you are, but what am I ?
What hump ?
Bond. James Bond.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I see dead people.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
I'm an excellent driver.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
You had me at "hello".