Movie Quotes
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
These go to eleven.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
If you build it, he will come.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Shut up and deal.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
I ain't so tough.
The dingo took my baby !
Well, nobody's perfect.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Sanctuary !
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Vegas, baby.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
How do you live ?
Have you checked the children lately ?
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Who's on first.
Always do the right thing.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Say hello to my little friend !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Would you like to play a game ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
There's no crying in baseball !
I think we deserve a break.
My precious.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I know you are, but what am I ?
I want the fairy tale.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Houston, we have a problem.
We'll always have Paris.
What a dump.
Snap out of it !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
You had me at hello.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
I like to watch.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Hoke, you're my best friend.
You make me want to be a better man.
Go ahead, make my day.
This is nothing !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
It's showtime !
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
All-righty then !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Let's go home, Debbie.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Rosebud.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.