Movie Quotes
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
There's no crying in baseball !
Somebody stop me !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I want the fairy tale.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
It's showtime !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Hey, lady !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Always do the right thing.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
All-righty then !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
These go to eleven.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
You sing-a high.
If you build it, he will come.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
To infinity and beyond !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I'll be back.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Who's on first.
No wire hangers, ever !
Bond. James Bond.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Would you like to come in ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Shut up and deal.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
What hump ?
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
You complete me.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
You had me at hello.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
This is this.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
You're good, you're very good.