Snap out of it !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Show me the money !
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Yo, Adrian !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Get away from her, you bitch !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
This is this.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
It's good to be the king !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
I think we deserve a break.
Go ahead, make my day.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
But I would be proud.
Attica ! Attica !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
This is nothing !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
How do I look ?
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
These go to eleven.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Where's the rest of me ?
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
There's no crying in baseball !
It's showtime !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Well, nobody's perfect.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I'm going to take a bath.