Movie Quotes
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I know you are, but what am I ?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
We're on a mission from God.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
You're tearing me apart !
Okay, but I get to be on top.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Somebody stop me !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Help me ! Help me !
Don't dream it be it.
I like to watch.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Can you dig it ?
I see dead people.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You talkin to me ?
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
As if !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Attica ! Attica !
Always do the right thing.
You make me want to be a better man.
Snap out of it !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
I want to be alone.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
There are simply too many notes.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Yo, Adrian !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
You complete me.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Here's looking at you, kid.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
They're called boobs, Ed.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Show me the money !
Would you like to come in ?
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.