Movie Quotes
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
You're tearing me apart !
I know you are, but what am I ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Would you like to play a game ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
I see dead people.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
They're called boobs, Ed.
You had me at "hello".
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
All-righty then !
Warriors, come out to play !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
My precious.
You sing-a high.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Let's go home, Debbie.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Do you like scary movies ?
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
I'll have what she's having.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Non !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Say hello to my little friend !
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Hoke, you're my best friend.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
You complete me.
It's showtime !
Vegas, baby.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
This is this.
You had me at hello.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
What hump ?
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
The dingo took my baby !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
You're my Lassie come home.
Go ahead, make my day.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Shut up and deal.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !