Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
We're on a mission from God.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
There's no place like home.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
As if !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
This is nothing !
I'll have what she's having.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Shut up and deal.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Can you dig it ?
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Attica ! Attica !
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Houston, we have a problem.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
One million dollars !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Show me the money !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Would you like to play a game ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
No wire hangers, ever !
I am your father.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I see dead people.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
You had me at hello.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
All-righty then !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I'm going to take a bath.
Hey, lady !
Here's looking at you, kid.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
You're good, you're very good.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
If you build it, he will come.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Must you flirt ?
You're my Lassie come home.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
But I would be proud.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Go ahead, make my day.