Movie Quotes
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
You make me want to be a better man.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
If you build it, he will come.
Show me the money !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Here's Johnny !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
The dingo took my baby !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Houston, we have a problem.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
You sing-a high.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Mr. Christian !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
You're good, you're very good.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Don't dream it be it.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
There's no crying in baseball !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Forget about it.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
There are simply too many notes.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
There's no place like home.
Attica ! Attica !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
I want the fairy tale.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
All-righty then !
We're sisters under the same mink.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Sanctuary !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
If you build it, he will come.
It's good to be the king !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Warriors, come out to play !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.