Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I'm going to take a bath.
Bond. James Bond.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I am your father.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Get away from her, you bitch !
We'll always have Paris.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I think we deserve a break.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
They're here !
You complete me.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Here's looking at you, kid.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
The dingo took my baby !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I want to be alone.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
No wire hangers, ever !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Go ahead, make my day.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
If you build it, he will come.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
You had me at "hello".
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Good morning, Vietnam !
Hey, lady !
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
You talkin to me ?
My precious.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Would you like to come in ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
All-righty then !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
You're good, you're very good.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Bring out the gimp.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?