I ain't so tough.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Shut up and deal.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
There's no place like home.
Snap out of it !
I am your father.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I see dead people.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
They're here !
You're good, you're very good.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
The dingo took my baby !
Bring out the gimp.
One million dollars !
As if !
I know you are, but what am I ?
I am your number one fan.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
This is nothing !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Would you like to come in ?
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
If you build it, he will come.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
It's good to be the king !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Hey, lady !
Rosebud.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
No wire hangers, ever !
There are simply too many notes.
Must you flirt ?
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
I think we deserve a break.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
You sing-a high.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
I'm going to take a bath.
You complete me.
Warriors, come out to play !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Mr. Christian !
I'm king of the world !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
But I would be proud.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
How do I look ?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !