I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
They're called boobs, Ed.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
We're sisters under the same mink.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Warriors, come out to play !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
This is nothing !
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I want to be alone.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Non !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Where's the rest of me ?
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
You had me at hello.
Do you like scary movies ?
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
You betcha !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Be the ball.
They're here !
How do I look ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Hey, lady !
Have you checked the children lately ?
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
These go to eleven.
Help me ! Help me !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I'll be back.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
This is this.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Don't dream it be it.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Rosebud.
Would you like to play a game ?
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I see dead people.
If they move, kill ' em.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.