Movie Quotes
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Sanctuary !
You're my Lassie come home.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
How do I look ?
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
You had me at hello.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I'm an excellent driver.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I am your number one fan.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Bring out the gimp.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Go ahead, make my day.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
They're called boobs, Ed.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
I'll have what she's having.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Warriors, come out to play !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
There's no place like home.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
May the Force be with you.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
I'm going to take a bath.
I'm king of the world !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Follow the money.
Here's Johnny !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Can you dig it ?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
My precious.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I am your father.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Who's on first.
It's good to be the king !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
We'll always have Paris.
I know you are, but what am I ?
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
We're on a mission from God.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Must you flirt ?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.