Movie Quotes
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Follow the money.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Go ahead, make my day.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I'm going to take a bath.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
How do I look ?
It's showtime !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
There are simply too many notes.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
You're tearing me apart !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Let's go home, Debbie.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
I don't like your manners.
Forget about it.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
What a dump.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Help me ! Help me !
Be the ball.
I am your number one fan.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
My precious.
You betcha !
This is nothing !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Warriors, come out to play !
Sanctuary !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
How do you live ?
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Do you like scary movies ?
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Would you like to play a game ?
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I like to watch.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Non !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Bring out the gimp.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Always do the right thing.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
I'll be back.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Don't dream it be it.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Here's Johnny !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
These go to eleven.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
No wire hangers, ever !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.