Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
I think we deserve a break.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
We're on a mission from God.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
As if !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
You sing-a high.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
You're good, you're very good.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
You had me at "hello".
Hasta la vista, baby. :
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
They're here !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I don't like your manners.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Get away from her, you bitch !
There's no crying in baseball !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
It's showtime !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
You had me at hello.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Here's Johnny !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Can you dig it ?
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
But I would be proud.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Attica ! Attica !
Help me ! Help me !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Shut up and deal.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
How do I look ?
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Well, nobody's perfect.
I'm an excellent driver.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
You complete me.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I'm going to take a bath.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
You complete me.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
What a dump.
We'll always have Paris.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
This is nothing !