Movie Quotes
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I am your number one fan.
Would you like to play a game ?
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
As if !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Where's the rest of me ?
Sanctuary !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
These go to eleven.
What hump ?
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
We're on a mission from God.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Must you flirt ?
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Vegas, baby.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
There's no crying in baseball !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
You complete me.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
The dingo took my baby !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
If they move, kill ' em.
How do I look ?
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Bond. James Bond.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
You had me at hello.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
But I would be proud.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Yo, Adrian !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Here's Johnny !