Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I ain't so tough.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Where's the rest of me ?
It's showtime !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
These go to eleven.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
We're sisters under the same mink.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
You had me at hello.
My precious.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
This is this.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Show me the money !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
They're here !
Yo, Adrian !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
All-righty then !
Must you flirt ?
You had me at "hello".
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I think we deserve a break.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Attica ! Attica !
Let's go home, Debbie.
Warriors, come out to play !
Houston, we have a problem.
What a dump.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Who's on first.
Go ahead, make my day.
Always do the right thing.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
There's no place like home.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
One million dollars !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
If they move, kill ' em.