Movie Quotes
They're here !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Houston, we have a problem.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Forget about it.
But I would be proud.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Attica ! Attica !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
You complete me.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Well, nobody's perfect.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
How do I look ?
You're good, you're very good.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
You complete me.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Non !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Here's Johnny !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I want the fairy tale.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Open the pod bay doors,
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
All-righty then !
Shut up and deal.
You had me at hello.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
We'll always have Paris.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Mr. Christian !
I'm an excellent driver.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Would you like to come in ?
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Say hello to my little friend !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
There's no place like home.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Hasta la vista, baby. :
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I am your number one fan.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
You're tearing me apart !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.