Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I am your father.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Would you like to play a game ?
I like to watch.
I think we deserve a break.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I ain't so tough.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You talkin to me ?
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
The dingo took my baby !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
If they move, kill ' em.
You betcha !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
This is this.
Have you checked the children lately ?
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
You're good, you're very good.
Do you like scary movies ?
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Snap out of it !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
It's good to be the king !
To infinity and beyond !
Go ahead, make my day.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
How do you live ?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
I'm an excellent driver.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Well, nobody's perfect.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I want to be alone.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
My precious.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
As if !
Let's go home, Debbie.
What a dump.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.