Movie Quotes
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
You sing-a high.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
There's no place like home.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Mr. Christian !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Vegas, baby.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
This is this.
I like to watch.
As if !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I am your father.
Be the ball.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I'm king of the world !
Would you like to come in ?
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
I know you are, but what am I ?
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
There are simply too many notes.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
But I would be proud.
Houston, we have a problem.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
I think we deserve a break.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Say hello to my little friend !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I want the fairy tale.
Would you like to play a game ?
Don't dream it be it.
One million dollars !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
What hump ?
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
This is nothing !
Have you checked the children lately ?
I am your number one fan.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Forget about it.
These go to eleven.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
What a dump.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
We'll always have Paris.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
You're my Lassie come home.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.