I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
How do I look ?
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
You had me at "hello".
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
We rob banks.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Always do the right thing.
You make me want to be a better man.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Bring out the gimp.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
All-righty then !
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
The dingo took my baby !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Snap out of it !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Open the pod bay doors,
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
You complete me.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
But I would be proud.
You're good, you're very good.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
I'm king of the world !
One million dollars !
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Rosebud.
You had me at hello.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Show me the money !
They're called boobs, Ed.
Do you like scary movies ?
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Shut up and deal.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Be the ball.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I am your father.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Let's go home, Debbie.