One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
We belong dead.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
There are simply too many notes.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
May the Force be with you.
I'll be back.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Attica ! Attica !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
There's no place like home.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
You talkin to me ?
How do you live ?
I'm going to take a bath.
We'll always have Paris.
You make me want to be a better man.
This is nothing !
Say hello to my little friend !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Always do the right thing.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
We're on a mission from God.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
This is this.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Follow the money.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
There's no crying in baseball !
Bond. James Bond.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Who's on first.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Let's go home, Debbie.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Hey, lady !
Go ahead, make my day.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
I am your father.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I want the fairy tale.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
If you build it, he will come.
You complete me.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Where's the rest of me ?
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.