Movie Quotes
They're called boobs, Ed.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Non !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
I am your father.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
You're tearing me apart !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
You talkin to me ?
Who's on first.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Help me ! Help me !
There's no crying in baseball !
Can you dig it ?
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Have you checked the children lately ?
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Get away from her, you bitch !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I think we deserve a break.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
We're sisters under the same mink.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
I see dead people.
You make me want to be a better man.
I'm an excellent driver.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Go ahead, make my day.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I want the fairy tale.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
How do you live ?
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Rosebud.
I like to watch.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Would you like to come in ?
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Somebody stop me !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
You're my Lassie come home.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.