Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
We'll always have Paris.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
What a dump.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
If they move, kill ' em.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I ain't so tough.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Warriors, come out to play !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
What hump ?
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
You talkin to me ?
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Good morning, Vietnam !
You had me at "hello".
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Where's the rest of me ?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
If you build it, he will come.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
It's showtime !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
There's no crying in baseball !
I am your father.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Sanctuary !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Vegas, baby.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
If you build it, he will come.
Do you like scary movies ?
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
The dingo took my baby !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
We're on a mission from God.
Well, nobody's perfect.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Shut up and deal.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
You had me at hello.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
How do you live ?
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
To infinity and beyond !
Non !
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
One million dollars !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.