Movie Quotes
As if !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
They're here !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
All-righty then !
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I'm king of the world !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I'll have what she's having.
What a dump.
If they move, kill ' em.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Go ahead, make my day.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
One million dollars !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I ain't so tough.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
The dingo took my baby !
You're good, you're very good.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Here's Johnny !
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Show me the money !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Where's the rest of me ?
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
How do I look ?
Rosebud.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Be the ball.
Good morning, Vietnam !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Hoke, you're my best friend.
Yo, Adrian !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
These go to eleven.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
This is this.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Help me ! Help me !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Follow the money.
Non !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.