Eddie, you're a born loser.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
We belong dead.
I see dead people.
It's showtime !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
They're here !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Shut up and deal.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Forget about it.
Must you flirt ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Bring out the gimp.
We'll always have Paris.
Vegas, baby.
Here's Johnny !
What a dump.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Good morning, Vietnam !
Houston, we have a problem.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
You're good, you're very good.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Do you like scary movies ?
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I'm king of the world !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
My precious.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I am your father.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Non !
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
How do you live ?
Fiddle-dee-dee.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
I don't like your manners.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Say hello to my little friend !
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Well, nobody's perfect.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.