Movie Quotes
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
You're tearing me apart !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
There's no crying in baseball !
Good morning, Vietnam !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Who's on first.
It's showtime !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Here's looking at you, kid.
All-righty then !
But I would be proud.
We're on a mission from God.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Yo, Adrian !
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Follow the money.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Snap out of it !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
You sing-a high.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
One million dollars !
Help me ! Help me !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
As if !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Show me the money !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I'll have what she's having.
Always do the right thing.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
No wire hangers, ever !
You talkin to me ?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Rosebud.
What a dump.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Shut up and deal.
You make me want to be a better man.
My precious.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Do you like scary movies ?
Can you dig it ?
I am your number one fan.
We'll always have Paris.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.