I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Bond. James Bond.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Here's looking at you, kid.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
We rob banks.
Bring out the gimp.
Here's Johnny !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Well, nobody's perfect.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
As if !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
You make me want to be a better man.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Attica ! Attica !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Open the pod bay doors,
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
But I would be proud.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
If they move, kill ' em.
Do you like scary movies ?
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
What a dump.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
How do I look ?
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
You had me at hello.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
If you build it, he will come.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Somebody stop me !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.