Movie Quotes
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Stop makin noises like a husband.
We rob banks.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
There's no crying in baseball !
We're on a mission from God.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I'm going to take a bath.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
You betcha !
You complete me.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
You talkin to me ?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Have you checked the children lately ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
You're good, you're very good.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Eddie, you're a born loser.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Forget about it.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I ain't so tough.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
No wire hangers, ever !
Do you like scary movies ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Non !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Houston, we have a problem.
There are simply too many notes.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
As if !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
We're sisters under the same mink.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
You're tearing me apart !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
What hump ?
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Mr. Christian !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
It's showtime !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Sanctuary !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !