I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Here's looking at you, kid.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Where's the rest of me ?
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Do you like scary movies ?
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
We rob banks.
This is nothing !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
I like to watch.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
How do you live ?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
If you build it, he will come.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Vegas, baby.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Open the pod bay doors,
Always do the right thing.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Here's Johnny !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Snap out of it !
I'm king of the world !
We belong dead.
Well, nobody's perfect.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
You're tearing me apart !
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
All-righty then !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
You complete me.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
As if !
Go ahead, make my day.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
They're called boobs, Ed.
I am your number one fan.
My precious.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I don't like your manners.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Let's go home, Debbie.
I see dead people.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.