Movie Quotes
Well, nobody's perfect.
Here's Johnny !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I like to watch.
Bring out the gimp.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Must you flirt ?
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
All-righty then !
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Good morning, Vietnam !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
I'm king of the world !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Non !
I'll have what she's having.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
To infinity and beyond !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
You sing-a high.
My precious.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
What a dump.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
This is nothing !
I'm going to take a bath.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Show me the money !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
You're my Lassie come home.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Vegas, baby.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
The dingo took my baby !
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Open the pod bay doors,
If you wanna call me that, smile.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.