Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
One million dollars !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
They're here !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Vegas, baby.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
There's no place like home.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
You complete me.
Bring out the gimp.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Good morning, Vietnam !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Who's on first.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
You make me want to be a better man.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Would you like to play a game ?
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
We're sisters under the same mink.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
How do I look ?
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
It's good to be the king !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Can you dig it ?
You had me at "hello".
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
It's showtime !
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Don't dream it be it.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Must you flirt ?
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Houston, we have a problem.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
There's no crying in baseball !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.