In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
If you build it, he will come.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
You're my Lassie come home.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Georgia, love is for the very young.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I want the fairy tale.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
We belong dead.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
May the Force be with you.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
I'll have what she's having.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Say hello to my little friend !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Be the ball.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Who's on first.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
You had me at "hello".
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I am your number one fan.
But I would be proud.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Can you dig it ?
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
You're good, you're very good.
Don't dream it be it.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
There's no crying in baseball !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
This is this.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I see dead people.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
I'll be back.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
If they move, kill ' em.
Warriors, come out to play !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Do you like scary movies ?
Follow the money.
Sanctuary !
Rosebud.
You betcha !
Attica ! Attica !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
I don't like your manners.
We're on a mission from God.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
We rob banks.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
There's no place like home.
This is nothing !