Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
This is nothing !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
If you build it, he will come.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Do you like scary movies ?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
These go to eleven.
I want to be alone.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
We belong dead.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Bring out the gimp.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Be the ball.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Who's on first.
Must you flirt ?
Where's the rest of me ?
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
You sing-a high.
Somebody stop me !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Forget about it.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Yo, Adrian !
May the Force be with you.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Go ahead, make my day.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
There's no place like home.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
How do I look ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Rosebud.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Here's Johnny !
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Get away from her, you bitch !
You complete me.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Non !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
I don't like your manners.