Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Do you like scary movies ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Say hello to my little friend !
Snap out of it !
Non !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
I am your number one fan.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
You're good, you're very good.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
It's good to be the king !
There's no place like home.
You had me at hello.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
We belong dead.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
You sing-a high.
Shut up and deal.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Help me ! Help me !
Can you dig it ?
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
You're my Lassie come home.
But I would be proud.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
If you build it, he will come.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Be the ball.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Forget about it.
We'll always have Paris.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
You complete me.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Mr. Christian !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
It's showtime !
I want to be alone.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
I'm an excellent driver.
There's no crying in baseball !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Here's Johnny !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Follow the money.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Attica ! Attica !
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.