Movie Quotes
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
You're good, you're very good.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
You complete me.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
We're sisters under the same mink.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
But I would be proud.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
You complete me.
I am your number one fan.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Bond. James Bond.
Be the ball.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Shut up and deal.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Go ahead, make my day.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Rosebud.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I'm going to take a bath.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I think we deserve a break.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Say hello to my little friend !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
To infinity and beyond !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Good morning, Vietnam !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
It's good to be the king !
Must you flirt ?
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I'm king of the world !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I'm an excellent driver.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
We rob banks.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Who's on first.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
They're here !
You had me at "hello".
Help me ! Help me !
This is nothing !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Open the pod bay doors,
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Here's Johnny !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.