To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Would you like to come in ?
There's no crying in baseball !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
I don't like your manners.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Bring out the gimp.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Be the ball.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
After all, tomorrow is another day !
Can you dig it ?
Non !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
We rob banks.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Would you like to play a game ?
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
As if !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
You talkin to me ?
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
We belong dead.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Mr. Christian !
You complete me.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Houston, we have a problem.
I think we deserve a break.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I want to be alone.
Always do the right thing.
Shut up and deal.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
One million dollars !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
You had me at hello.
The dingo took my baby !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Help me ! Help me !
Open the pod bay doors,
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
You complete me.
My precious.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Have you checked the children lately ?
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Attica ! Attica !
I'm king of the world !
Bond. James Bond.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Hey, lady !
There are simply too many notes.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
If they move, kill ' em.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.