And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I'll be back.
Would you like to come in ?
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Always do the right thing.
This is this.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
You had me at "hello".
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Follow the money.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
You complete me.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
Would you like to play a game ?
If you build it, he will come.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
There are simply too many notes.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
I want the fairy tale.
Yo, Adrian !
I'm an excellent driver.
No wire hangers, ever !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I am your number one fan.
I know you are, but what am I ?
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Go ahead, make my day.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Open the pod bay doors,
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Forget about it.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
My precious.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
If they move, kill ' em.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
It's showtime !
We're sisters under the same mink.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Non !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
You're tearing me apart !
Do you like scary movies ?