Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
If you build it, he will come.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Bring out the gimp.
Go ahead, make my day.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Open the pod bay doors,
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
You talkin to me ?
Let's go home, Debbie.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Here's looking at you, kid.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
These go to eleven.
If you build it, he will come.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Yo, Adrian !
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Somebody stop me !
Non !
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
You had me at "hello".
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You complete me.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
All-righty then !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I am your number one fan.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Where's the rest of me ?
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Hey, lady !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
As if !
Warriors, come out to play !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I want the fairy tale.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
You sing-a high.
You're tearing me apart !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Forget about it.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Vegas, baby.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
This is nothing !
To infinity and beyond !
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Rosebud.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.