Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Forget about it.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Can you dig it ?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I am your number one fan.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Hoke, you're my best friend.
You sing-a high.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
There's no crying in baseball !
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I am your father.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Follow the money.
You betcha !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Houston, we have a problem.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
If they move, kill ' em.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I know you are, but what am I ?
The dingo took my baby !
Mr. Christian !
Show me the money !
Do you like scary movies ?
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
You make me want to be a better man.
Don't dream it be it.
Attica ! Attica !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
You had me at "hello".
I'll be back.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
I don't like your manners.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.