Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Must you flirt ?
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I see dead people.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
There's no crying in baseball !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
My precious.
Snap out of it !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I ain't so tough.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Mr. Christian !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Houston, we have a problem.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
We rob banks.
You had me at "hello".
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I'm king of the world !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Don't dream it be it.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
This is nothing !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Be the ball.
I'll be back.
All-righty then !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
If they move, kill ' em.
Can you dig it ?
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Open the pod bay doors,
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
You're my Lassie come home.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Yo, Adrian !
Would you like to play a game ?
Warriors, come out to play !
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
You're tearing me apart !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Eddie, you're a born loser.