Movie Quotes
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
Non !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Would you like to come in ?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Open the pod bay doors,
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Who's on first.
Can you dig it ?
Do you like scary movies ?
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
This is nothing !
You complete me.
These go to eleven.
You're my Lassie come home.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
This is this.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I think we deserve a break.
If you build it, he will come.
Snap out of it !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
If you build it, he will come.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
I am your number one fan.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Say hello to my little friend !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
You had me at hello.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
To infinity and beyond !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Here's Johnny !
Get away from her, you bitch !
Where's the rest of me ?
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
I ain't so tough.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Mr. Christian !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !