Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Would you like to come in ?
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
You're good, you're very good.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
What a dump.
You make me want to be a better man.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Bring out the gimp.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
It's good to be the king !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Good morning, Vietnam !
I like to watch.
I think we deserve a break.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
How do I look ?
Where's the rest of me ?
We rob banks.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Follow the money.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
No wire hangers, ever !
We'll always have Paris.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Shut up and deal.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I'm an excellent driver.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
You're my Lassie come home.
It's showtime !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Bond. James Bond.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
If they move, kill ' em.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I know you are, but what am I ?
The dingo took my baby !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
You sing-a high.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !