Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
May the Force be with you.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Good morning, Vietnam !
You complete me.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I'm an excellent driver.
I'm going to take a bath.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
If you build it, he will come.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Hasta la vista, baby. :
No wire hangers, ever !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Must you flirt ?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
We belong dead.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Always do the right thing.
To infinity and beyond !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
If they move, kill ' em.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Would you like to play a game ?
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
There's no crying in baseball !
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
You complete me.
Mr. Christian !
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I'll have what she's having.
It's showtime !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
These go to eleven.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
You're tearing me apart !
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Say hello to my little friend !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I don't like your manners.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
My precious.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
We'll always have Paris.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".