Movie Quotes
Who's on first.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
I think we deserve a break.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
How do you live ?
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I am your number one fan.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I'm king of the world !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
I don't like your manners.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
If they move, kill ' em.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Bring out the gimp.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
There's no place like home.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Do you like scary movies ?
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Forget about it.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Hey, lady !
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Must you flirt ?
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Mac, you ever been in love ?
One million dollars !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Somebody stop me !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Show me the money !
Warriors, come out to play !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
You had me at "hello".
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Snap out of it !
We're sisters under the same mink.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I'm going to take a bath.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.