Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
My precious.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
No wire hangers, ever !
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
They're here !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Let's go home, Debbie.
There's no crying in baseball !
As if !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
It's good to be the king !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
I want to be alone.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Sanctuary !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
I want the fairy tale.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Snap out of it !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Would you like to play a game ?
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
I'm going to take a bath.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
I see dead people.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
You're good, you're very good.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Where's the rest of me ?
Attica ! Attica !
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
What a dump.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
I ain't so tough.
You're my Lassie come home.
One million dollars !
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Say hello to my little friend !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Would you like to come in ?
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Go ahead, make my day.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Do, or do not. There is no try.
All-righty then !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
You had me at hello.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Follow the money.
Vegas, baby.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Don't dream it be it.
Bring out the gimp.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Hey, lady !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Who's on first.