What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Would you like to play a game ?
Hasta la vista, baby. :
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
You're tearing me apart !
Yo, Adrian !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
What a dump.
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I'm king of the world !
If you build it, he will come.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
What hump ?
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I am your father.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Who's on first.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
You talkin to me ?
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Houston, we have a problem.
Good morning, Vietnam !
Vegas, baby.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I see dead people.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
It's good to be the king !
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
All-righty then !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Would you like to come in ?
Open the pod bay doors,
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
It's showtime !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
There are simply too many notes.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Here's Johnny !
How do you live ?
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Get away from her, you bitch !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
But I would be proud.
Follow the money.
I'm going to take a bath.