Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
I don't like your manners.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Do you like scary movies ?
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Follow the money.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
I ain't so tough.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
They're called boobs, Ed.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
One million dollars !
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Where's the rest of me ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
You sing-a high.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
To infinity and beyond !
You betcha !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
You're tearing me apart !
I'll have what she's having.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Show me the money !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
May the Force be with you.
You're good, you're very good.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Non !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
We're on a mission from God.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
If they move, kill ' em.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Well, nobody's perfect.
Mr. Christian !
Say hello to my little friend !
Get away from her, you bitch !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I like to watch.
Open the pod bay doors,
It's good to be the king !
Here's Johnny !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
I'm an excellent driver.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
I'm going to take a bath.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.