That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
This is this.
I like to watch.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
I want to be alone.
We'll always have Paris.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
I see dead people.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
They're called boobs, Ed.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I ain't so tough.
Go ahead, make my day.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Non !
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Have you checked the children lately ?
Eddie, you're a born loser.
How do I look ?
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
These go to eleven.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
I don't like your manners.
I think we deserve a break.
As if !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
You had me at hello.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Rosebud.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Hey, Bud, lets party !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
You're good, you're very good.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
I am your father.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Here's Johnny !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Would you like to play a game ?