I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Good morning, Vietnam !
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I see dead people.
You're tearing me apart !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
Bring out the gimp.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Sanctuary !
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
We'll always have Paris.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
I want to be alone.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Get away from her, you bitch !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
As if !
Would you like to come in ?
I know you are, but what am I ?
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Let's go home, Debbie.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
How do you live ?
Say hello to my little friend !
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
There's no place like home.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Houston, we have a problem.
How do I look ?
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
I like to watch.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
These go to eleven.
One million dollars !
But I would be proud.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
What hump ?
There are simply too many notes.
Help me ! Help me !
If you build it, he will come.
I'll be back.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I think we deserve a break.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.