Movie Quotes
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
I want the fairy tale.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Where's the rest of me ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
The dingo took my baby !
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I want to be alone.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I'm going to take a bath.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
You're good, you're very good.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
I see dead people.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
You had me at "hello".
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
One million dollars !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Shut up and deal.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
I am your number one fan.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Do you like scary movies ?
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Here's Johnny !
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
But I would be proud.
I like to watch.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Houston, we have a problem.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
If you build it, he will come.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Who's on first.
Would you like to come in ?
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
There are simply too many notes.
My precious.
It's showtime !
Bring out the gimp.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
How do you live ?
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.