Movie Quotes
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Help me ! Help me !
Do you like scary movies ?
You had me at "hello".
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Who's on first.
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
We belong dead.
Houston, we have a problem.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Attica ! Attica !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
I'm king of the world !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I'm going to take a bath.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Warriors, come out to play !
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Say hello to my little friend !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Yo, Adrian !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
We're on a mission from God.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
You had me at hello.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
They're here !
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
Can you dig it ?
Sanctuary !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
I am your number one fan.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
All-righty then !
Rosebud.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
You make me want to be a better man.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
But I would be proud.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
I'm an excellent driver.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Here's Johnny !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
You're good, you're very good.
How do you live ?
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Bring out the gimp.
Forget about it.
Hey, lady !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
They're called boobs, Ed.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.