Movie Quotes
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
You betcha !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
The dingo took my baby !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Do you like scary movies ?
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
There's no crying in baseball !
Shut up and deal.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I'll have what she's having.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Where's the rest of me ?
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
Who's on first.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Open the pod bay doors,
I want to be alone.
These go to eleven.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
You sing-a high.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Snap out of it !
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
To infinity and beyond !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Be the ball.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
Well, nobody's perfect.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
May the Force be with you.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Georgia, love is for the very young.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Here's looking at you, kid.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Show me the money !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I think we deserve a break.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
No wire hangers, ever !
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Here's Johnny !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
I am your father.
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Vegas, baby.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
There are simply too many notes.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.