Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Always do the right thing.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
There's no place like home.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Bond. James Bond.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
I am your number one fan.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Say hello to my little friend !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Vegas, baby.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Forget about it.
Get away from her, you bitch !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
We rob banks.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
May the Force be with you.
One million dollars !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
You betcha !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I'll be back.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Open the pod bay doors,
I ain't so tough.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Rosebud.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
If you build it, he will come.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Good morning, Vietnam !
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Fiddle-dee-dee.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
If they move, kill ' em.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Where's the rest of me ?
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Attica ! Attica !
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.