Movie Quotes
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Here's Johnny !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
Who's on first.
Non !
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
You complete me.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
It's showtime !
Do you like scary movies ?
I ain't so tough.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Help me ! Help me !
But I would be proud.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Hasta la vista, baby. :
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Bring out the gimp.
Shut up and deal.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Can you dig it ?
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
I know you are, but what am I ?
I like to watch.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
I am your number one fan.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
We're on a mission from God.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Always do the right thing.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
You make me want to be a better man.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Show me the money !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
One million dollars !
My precious.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I think we deserve a break.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.