Movie Quotes
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
My precious.
I am your number one fan.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Go ahead, make my day.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Must you flirt ?
I want to be alone.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Hey, lady !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Can you dig it ?
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Mr. Christian !
Do you like scary movies ?
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
I'll be back.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
If you build it, he will come.
It's good to be the king !
I see dead people.
Here's Johnny !
Vegas, baby.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Snap out of it !
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Bring out the gimp.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
This is nothing !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
There are simply too many notes.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
There's no place like home.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
It's showtime !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
Open the pod bay doors,
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
How do I look ?
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
I am your father.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
What a dump.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
As if !
We're sisters under the same mink.
Bond. James Bond.
Rosebud.
These go to eleven.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
You betcha !
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
You're good, you're very good.
I'm an excellent driver.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Shut up and deal.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !