But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Good morning, Vietnam !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
No wire hangers, ever !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
You complete me.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I'm king of the world !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Don't dream it be it.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape !
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ?
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
To infinity and beyond !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
I'll be back.
It's showtime !
Somebody stop me !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
They're called boobs, Ed.
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
I want to be alone.
Houston, we have a problem.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Please-baby-please-baby-please-baby-baby - baby. Please !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Attica ! Attica !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
Help me ! Help me !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
What a dump.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
You betcha !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
We're on a mission from God.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
If you build it, he will come.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Would you like to come in ?
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Go ahead, make my day.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.