In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Hoke, you're my best friend.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Yo, Adrian !
Don't dream it be it.
Houston, we have a problem.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
This is this.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
There's no crying in baseball !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
Here's Johnny !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Let's go home, Debbie.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
You're tearing me apart !
You complete me.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I ain't so tough.
You betcha !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
If you build it, he will come.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
I'll have what she's having.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
You sing-a high.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
We'll always have Paris.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Open the pod bay doors,
Excuse me while I whip this out.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Mr. Christian !
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
Warriors, come out to play !
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
Sanctuary !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Help me ! Help me !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
You're my Lassie come home.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Who's on first.
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Always do the right thing.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Have you checked the children lately ?
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
Can you dig it ?
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.