Movie Quotes
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
Snap out of it !
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
Here's looking at you, kid.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
I'm king of the world !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
You're my Lassie come home.
Get away from her, you bitch !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Can you dig it ?
How do you live ?
You had me at hello.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
This is this.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
No wire hangers, ever !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
My precious.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
Must you flirt ?
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
There's no place like home.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
I am your number one fan.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Would you like to play a game ?
We're sisters under the same mink.
How do I look ?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I want to be alone.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
Bring out the gimp.
We belong dead.
These go to eleven.
If you build it, he will come.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Follow the money.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Let's go home, Debbie.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Help me ! Help me !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
You make me want to be a better man.
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Who's on first.
Where's the rest of me ?
Well, nobody's perfect.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
The dingo took my baby !
There's no crying in baseball !
After all, tomorrow is another day !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.