Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Houston, we have a problem.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You complete me.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Bring out the gimp.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
We all go a little mad sometimes.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
If they move, kill ' em.
Sanctuary !
Help me ! Help me !
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
I'm king of the world !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
We're sisters under the same mink.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Have you checked the children lately ?
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Would you like to play a game ?
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
I like to watch.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Somebody stop me !
Shut up and deal.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Non !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
To infinity and beyond !
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
I'm going to take a bath.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Must you flirt ?
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Hey, lady !
No wire hangers, ever !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I want the fairy tale.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole ! It's in the hole ! It's in the hole !
Forget about it.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Follow the money.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
But I would be proud.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Attica ! Attica !
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Rosebud.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I am your number one fan.
These go to eleven.
The dingo took my baby !
Snap out of it !
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
If you build it, he will come.
It's showtime !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.