Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
If they move, kill ' em.
I am your number one fan.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
It's good to be the king !
Shut up and deal.
You talkin to me ?
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
We rob banks.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Follow the money.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
How do I look ?
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
They're called boobs, Ed.
But I would be proud.
Rosebud.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
I am your father.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
You're so money, and you don't even know it.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
If you build it, he will come.
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
You know, maybe I was wrong and luck is like love. You have to go all the way to find it.
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
We'll always have Paris.
Well, nobody's perfect.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
What hump ?
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I'll have what she's having.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
I'm going to take a bath.
Would you like to play a game ?
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
Hey, lady !
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Show me the money !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Yo, Adrian !
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Do you like scary movies ?
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
You had me at "hello".
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.