I'm king of the world !
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
You're good, you're very good.
There's no crying in baseball !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Bond. James Bond.
Somebody stop me !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
These go to eleven.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Always do the right thing.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
They call me Mister Tibbs !
Vegas, baby.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
They're called boobs, Ed.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
A heart can be broken, but it keeps beating just the same.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Must you flirt ?
If they move, kill ' em.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Bring out the gimp.
Say hello to my little friend !
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Be the ball.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in kansas anymore.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
You complete me.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I cannot stand little notes on my pillow ! We are all out of cornflakes,
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
How do you live ?
We rob banks.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I'll be back.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
I want to be alone.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
And our bodies are earth. And our thoughts are clay. And we sleep and eat with death.
We're on a mission from God.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
This is this.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
You talkin to me ?
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
If you build it, he will come.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
What hump ?
I'm going to take a bath.
Where's the rest of me ?