Movie Quotes
Here's Johnny !
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
I don't like your manners.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
To God, there is no zero. I still exist.
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
You know, Billy. We blew it.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
This is this.
There are simply too many notes.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Bring out the gimp.
Somebody stop me !
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Snap out of it !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
This is nothing !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
You had me at hello.
Who's on first.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I like to watch.
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
To infinity and beyond !
The last miracle I did was the 1969 Mets. Before that, I think you have to go back to the Red Sea.
There's no place like home.
Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's what's in the middle that counts. So, when you find yourself at the beginning, just give hope a chance to float up. And it will.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
All-righty then !
We belong dead.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
We're on a mission from God.
What hump ?
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I see dead people.
I want to be alone.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
How do you live ?
Don't dream it be it.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Mac, you ever been in love ?
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
Hi-Yo, Silver !
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Hey, lady !
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Bond. James Bond.
Stella ! Hey, Stella !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".