Movie Quotes
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I'll have what she's having.
Must you flirt ?
Would you like to play a game ?
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
You make me want to be a better man.
You had me at hello.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I am not a toy. I am a spork !
Mac, you ever been in love ?
It's showtime !
Hey, lady !
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I think we deserve a break.
What hump ?
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
I am your number one fan.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
We'll always have Paris.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
All-righty then !
I am your father.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the american way.
Non !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Do you like scary movies ?
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
I think it pisses god off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don't notice it.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Where's the rest of me ?
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Have you checked the children lately ?
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Yo, Adrian !
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
There's no crying in baseball !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Here's looking at you, kid.
We belong dead.
Snap out of it !
Follow the money.
What is it you want, Mary ? What do you want ? You want the moon ? Just say the word, and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Let's go home, Debbie.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
This is this.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Show me the money !
You complete me.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.