I like to watch.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
We're on a mission from God.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
What a dump.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
We'll always have Paris.
Bring out the gimp.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Do you like scary movies ?
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
We all go a little mad sometimes.
Somebody stop me !
You're tearing me apart !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
It's good to be the king !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Help me ! Help me !
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
There are simply too many notes.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
The stuff that dreams are made of.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I ain't so tough.
How do you live ?
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Forget about it.
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
I know you are, but what am I ?
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Follow the money.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
I'll be back.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
Don't dream it be it.
There's no place like home.
This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Would you like to play a game ?
I think we deserve a break.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
I don't like your manners.
We belong dead.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Attica ! Attica !
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Vegas, baby.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
But I would be proud.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !