Movie Quotes
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
They're called boobs, Ed.
A boy's best friend is his mother.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
Show me the money !
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
You had me at "hello".
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
Bring out the gimp.
Shut up and deal.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
But because I am mad, I hate you. Because I am mad, I have betrayed you. And because I'm mad, I'm rejoicing in my heart, without a shred of pity, without a shred of regret, watching you go with glory in my heart !
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
We'll always have Paris.
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
How do I look ?
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Hasta la vista, baby. :
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
You know, Billy. We blew it.
Warriors, come out to play !
Snap out of it !
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
You're my Lassie come home.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
As if !
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
You make me want to be a better man.
There's no crying in baseball !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
You betcha !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
They're here !
Eddie, you're a born loser.
All-righty then !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
One drink's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
Houston, we have a problem.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Who's on first.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Fiddle-dee-dee.
I am your number one fan.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
They call me Mister Tibbs !
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
You don't understand ! I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Rosebud.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
Must you flirt ?