Movie Quotes
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
Hoke, you're my best friend.
All-righty then !
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
I won't be ignored, Dan !
Bring out the gimp.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Shut up and deal.
They're here !
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
We didn't land on plymouth rock. Plymouth rock landed on us !
Always do the right thing.
Rosebud.
Would you like to play a game ?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
What a dump.
You're my Lassie come home.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
How do I look ?
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
Somebody stop me !
I am your number one fan.
This is nothing !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
I'll have what she's having.
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
Don't dream it be it.
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
We'll always have Paris.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you ?
Here's looking at you, kid.
Who's on first.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
There are simply too many notes.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Years from now, when you talk about this, and you will, be kind.
It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Georgia, love is for the very young.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
No wire hangers, ever !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
We're sisters under the same mink.
You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view, until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.
May the Force be with you.
If they move, kill ' em.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
I want to be alone.
Houston, we have a problem.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
I am your father.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Must you flirt ?
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
You talkin to me ?
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?