Movie Quotes
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
Yo, Adrian !
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
You betcha !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
If it weren't for graft, you'd get a very low type of people in politics.
I'd like to make her look a little more attractive. How far can you pull back ?
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
First rule of fight club is, you do not talk about fight Club.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
Must you flirt ?
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
I ain't so tough.
I'll be back.
I am your number one fan.
It's good to be the king !
You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked. And I'm going to stay right here and fight for this lost cause. Even if this room gets filled with lies like these, and the taylors and all their armies come marching into this place.
I want the fairy tale.
Show me the money !
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Come out, come out, wherever you are !
I am your father.
Bond. James Bond.
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time.
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Say hello to my little friend !
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.
Oh, yeah, woody ! I've known that guy my whole life: Two days.
I won't be ignored, Dan !
What do you feel like doing tonight ?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds !
You're tearing me apart !
Would you like to come in ?
In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
I'll be taking these huggies and whatever cash you got.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
How do I look ?
What a dump.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
All-righty then !
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Would you like to play a game ?
I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.
Do you like scary movies ?
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Get away from her, you bitch !
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
May the Force be with you.
Who's on first.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
I'll have what she's having.
You had me at hello.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Go ahead, make my day.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
We all go a little mad sometimes.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
I'm going to take a bath.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
You had me at "hello".
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Face it girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.
Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons ! The loons ! They're welcoming us back.
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
We belong dead.
Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.
Michael, we're bigger than U.S. Steel.
Follow the money.