Movie Quotes
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
No wire hangers, ever !
Say hello to my little friend !
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Oh, it was nobody's fault but my own. I was looking up. It was the nearest thing to heaven. You were there.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.
Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
Non !
Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
Woody, I know what your problem is. You're just like me. Trash !
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Get away from her, you bitch !
I know you are, but what am I ?
We belong dead.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
The dingo took my baby !
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
To my big brother George, the richest man in town !
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
Wouldja do me a favor, Harry ? Drop dead !
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Attica ! Attica !
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Bond. James Bond.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
There's no place like home.
No matter what I ever do or say, Heathcliff, this is me, now, standing on this hill with you. This is me, forever.
Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a star!
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
I want to be alone.
Play it, Sam. Play As Time Goes By.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
After all, tomorrow is another day !
But, in the opinion of the court, you are not only sane but you're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom.
I have a head for business and a bod for sin.
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker !
You're my Lassie come home.
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
All-righty then !
Somebody stop me !
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
You know, Billy. We blew it.
I am your father.
If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.
What a dump.
I love you. I've loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe Ive even loved you before I saw you.
Badges ? We ain't got no badges ! We don't need no badges ! I don't have to show you any stinking badges !
Follow the money.
Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool !
That dirty, double-crossin' rat !
Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Houston, we have a problem.
With my brains and your looks, we could go places.
Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go !
This is nothing !
You're good, you're very good.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Vegas, baby.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
Good morning, Vietnam !
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
Shut up and deal.
How do I look ?
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !
You betcha !
Men like my father cannot die. They are with me still - - real in memory as they were in flesh, loving and beloved forever. How green was my valley then.