What do you feel like doing tonight ?
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
I like to watch.
Do you want a leg or a breast ?
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our freedom !
I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore !
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
What do they think I am, dumb or something ? Why, I make more money than Calvin Coolidge ! Put together !
For the first time in my life, people cheering for me. Were you deaf ? Didn't you hear 'em ? We're not hitchhiking any more. We're riding.
He was some kind of a man. What does it matter what you say about people ?
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
I ain't so tough.
Stop makin noises like a husband.
Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
We go together, Laurie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together.
Get busy livin, or get busy dyin'.
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Do, or do not. There is no try.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Do you like scary movies ?
What a dump.
Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject so worthy of my attention.
It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.
You had me at hello.
My mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.
I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it.
You sing-a high.
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
Here's Johnny !
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.
If you build it, he will come.
You've got to ask yourself one question : Do I feel lucky ? Well, do ya, punk ?
You're my Lassie come home.
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.
What hump ?
As if !
We'll always have Paris.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
This isn't a dream ! This is really happening !
You betcha !
I won't be ignored, Dan !
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
Don't dream it be it.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Why don't you go outside and jerk yourself a soda ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.
It's showtime !
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
It's good to be the king !
Every man dies. Not every man truly lives.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Warriors, come out to play !
I am your number one fan.
I'm king of the world !
We're on a mission from God.
Mama, face it. I was the slut of all time.
I'm an excellent driver.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable ?
Look at that ! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motor. I tell you, it's a whole different sex !
Be the ball.
How do I look ?
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Shane ! Shane ! Come back !
The dingo took my baby !
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I'll be back.
Give me a whisky, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.
Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
To infinity and beyond !
I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
They call me Mister Tibbs !
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
They're called boobs, Ed.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
I am your father.
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.